Bridgetron one shots

Shenanigans ||hareth

"Gareth!" Gareth turned the page of his book hyacinth strolled in to the drawing room "I'm going to kill your daughter"
"Your daughter"
"Your"
"Hyacinth"
"Fine our daughter"
"Better"
"She is so aggravating"
Gareth raised an eyebrow
"What did she do exactly"
"She had decided she doesn't like any of her new dresses and she wished to get different ones"
"Okay and?"
"Gareth"
"How should I know I only pay the modiste you fashion the dresses"
"The way she wanted them" hyacinth said crossing her arms
"And? She simply changed her mind What's the harm in that?"
Hyacinth looked like she wanted to strangle him
Gareth stifled a laugh
"Right how you should know"
Gareth knew that was rhetorical so he didn't respond
"She is our daughter Gareth"
"I am aware"
Hyacinth rolled her eyes making Gareth laugh
"She vexes me!"
"She is exactly like you i don't know why you are surprised"
Hyacinth fought the urge to grab the closet pillow to her and hit him with it
"You are just as annoying"
"Thank you"
"You are a dunderhead"
"So are you"
Hyacinth grumbled something in Latin
"Oh would you stop wining"
he pulled his wife forward and she raised an eyebrow at him
"Gareth"
"What?" He said cheekily
"It is the middle of the day"
"And?"
"The curtains are fully open!"
"We can draw them"
"And I'm mad at you" she riggled out of his grasp
"Oh your no fun"
"I'm no fun? ha!"
Gareth snorted
"What!" Hyacinth crossed her arms
"Nothing nothing"
Hyacinth stared at her husband
"I'm no fun ha! I beg to differ"
Hyacinth touched her fingers to the neckline of her dress
Gareth's eyes widened and he smirked
"I thought you said you were mad at me"
"Oh I'm mad at you it's just hot in here"
She slid the fabric off her shoulders she wasn't wearing anything underneath
"No buttons?" Gareth said
"I said it's hot in here"
Gareth stood up and his hand immediately went to her waist squeezing it softly as he kissed her neck his hands reached up her back to undo her dress "Gareth" hyacinth moaned he pulled her to him lifting her up her legs wrapping around his chest she slowly undid the buttons on his shirt "we can't have one argument without this happening"
"Maybe that's a good thing"
Gareth lifted hyacinths chin with his finger and kissed hyacinth softly.
"I love you"
"I love you more"
"impossible".