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Masani: Driving When you're a child, car rides are so relaxing. But when you grow up and learn to drive you realise ... it's just a bunch of idiots driving death machines... and they don't hit each other by sheer luck.

Onyx: In the backseat Thank you Masani, I feel so safe right now.

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Xaria: Look I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him a little bit-

Lucan: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Xaria: No!That's our joint tombstone!

Lucan: My mistake.

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Saxon: You're going to be my partner!

Trevor: ...In science right?

Saxon: ...

Trevor: In science?

Saxon: Yeah. In science. Because we have so much chemistry.

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Alec: You're right. No more dating law enforcement. From this point on it's strictly dating criminals.

Kiyoshi: If you break up with them, you can always send them to jail forever.

Alec: Exactly, nice and clean.

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Ria: How did you convince all of my knights to betray me?

Deltheus: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they all instantly said yes.

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Trevor: So... how do we keep it light and breezy?... I know!A comprehensive set of rules!

Saxon: How am I attracted to you? Doesn't matter. I am, go on-

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Grek: Hey guys, did you know a group of fish is called a family?

Achillean: And a group of lions is called a pride.

Onyx: A group of crows is called a murder.

Masani: And a group of people is called a migraine.

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Niika: What do we do now?!

Lucan: Start swimming!

Niika: I don't swim!

Lucan: Then start drowning!

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Ingressus: People who sleep without socks worry me.

Pythus: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.

Achillean: People who sleep are weird.

Thalleous: I was a sock once.

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Alec: Hey are you busy?

Alec: And writing Star Wars fanfiction does not count.

Nitsuke: Oh ha ha ha!

Nitsuke: I... finished it last week. What's going on?

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