Ingressus: What's up guys? I'm back.
Senn: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Ingressus: Death is a social construct.
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Lucan: But what about Niika? She's were my SOULMATE!
Kiyoshi: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Chronos: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Chronos: Violently practices.
Vulcannus: Violently studies.
Abbigail: Violently sleeps.
Allister: Violently shoots pictures.
Denny: Violently boxes.
Pythus: Violently murders people.
Abbigail: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Lucan: *Sneaking in through their window*
Kiyoshi: *Turning in their chair and turns on the lights* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Lucan: I was... with Niika?
Niika: *Turns in the other chair* Wanna try again?
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Lucan: Do you think I'm dumb?
Niika: Oh, so this is what we're doing today.
Niika: Who are we fighting?
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Vulcannus: What the frick is wrong with you??
Pythus: What? No good morning?
Vulcannnus: Good morning, what the frick is wrong with you??
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Tygren: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Thalleous is walking in this room.
Senn: *Wheeze*
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Allister: Is it still visible? Where Vulcannnus slapped me?
Trevor: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Saxon: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Denny: A palm reader could tell Vulcannus's future by looking at your face.
Abbigail: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Allister: ...A simple 'yes' would have sufficed.
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Kiyoshi, about Nitsuke: She's speaking some kind of French.
Niika: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
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Tygren: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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