Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Tygren:Masks are handcuffs for your ears.CHANGE MY MIND

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Achillean:Would you take a bullet for me?

Ingressus:.......Yes?

Abbigail:*Runs into the room with a shotgun*I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY M&M'S.

Achillean*Runs out*:Ok thanks.

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Lucan: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

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Kiyoshi: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Lucan: Mine just says "Lucan no."

Kiyoshi: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Ria: You know how I roll.

Ria: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Allister: I am your king, long may I reign!

Denny: Well I didn't vote for you!

Allister: You don't vote for kings.

Denny: Well how'd you become king then?

Allister: Thunderdome of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I,Allister, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Denny: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Abbigail, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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Ingressus: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

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Zinaida: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Jalkar: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Zinaida: We are not doing this!

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Abbigail: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Vulcannus: Which doctor?

Abbigail: No, I want the regular doctor.

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Lucan: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Kiyoshi:Lucan, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a idiot

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