Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Vulcannus: What is your biggest weakness?

Pythus: I can be uncooperative.

Vulcannus: Can you give me an example?

Pythus:No.

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Denny: Today I learned Aeschylus, the ancient Greek tragedian, was killed when an eagle mistook their bald head for a rock and tried to shatter the shell of a tortoise on it.

Pythus: Is it ironic that the tragedian had a comedic death?

Abbigail: Why are you laughing? Aeschylus got killed by a bald eagle bludgeoning him with a tortoise shell and you're laughing?

Scorch: No no, it was Aeschylus that was bald, not the eagle.

Vulcannus: *Facepalms*

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Ingressus: Pros and cons of dating me.

Ingressus: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Ingressus: Cons. Holy frick, where do I begin-

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Lucan: Am I going too far?

Kiyoshi: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Vulcannus: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Pythus: Put spaghetti in it.

Vulcannus: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Scorch: Put spaghetti in it.

Vulcannus: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Chronos: Put spaghetti in it.

Vulcannus: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Grek: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Grim: Are you calling me short?

Grek: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Lucan: Thanks fam!

Niika: Oh no.

Nitsuke: *Cries* I love you too!

Xaria: Sounds fake but okay.

Kiyoshi: *A flustered mess*

Scorch:Can I get a refund?

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Ingressus: Is Ria sleeping or dead?

Tygren: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts.

Ingressus: Yeah, so did I.

Ria: Okay first of all, heck you-

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Abbigail: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Vulcannus: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Abbigail: Because we're out of doritos.