*Abbigail and Vulcannus are on their first date*
Denny and Pythus:*Spying from the bushes*
Denny:*Sees Pythus*You!What are YOU doing here!
Pythus:Uh making sure Vulcannus doesn't screw up his first date?What are YOU doing here!
Denny:Uh making sure he doesn't betray her?
Pythus:Ok fair but this spot is taken!
Denny:Nuh-uh I chose this spot yesterday!
Denny and Pythus:*Arguing*
Vulcannus:Just don't look over...
Abbigail:I'm trying not to.
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Pythus:I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game...
Denny:*Nodding*Knife monopoly.
Pythus:
Pythus:I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the frick knife monopoly is.
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Deltheus:Never have I ever been grounded by my parents.
Tygren, exasperated:Every time.He makes orphan jokes every time and he always wins.
Senn, horrified:I-
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Niika:I'm not sure what this sentence means..
Lucan:"Ignorance is bold and knowledge is reserved"
Niika:You can read ancient ardonian?
Kiyoshi:You can read?
Lucan:
Lucan:That's cold Kiyoshi.
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Ziniada:Any news?
Nurse:I'm just waiting for your X-Ray.
Ziniada:I've never dated anyone named Ray...
Nurse:And we might need to do a brain scan too.
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Abbigail:We need a plan
Saxon:I have a plan.
Trevor:No yelling.
Denny:No cursing.
Abbigail:No explosions in any way.
Saxon:I no longer have a plan.
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*Thallgren having dinner with the Voltaris*
Thalleous:*Accidently says something rude*
All the Voltaris:*Slowly take out their weapons*
Tygren:*With his head on the table*Please no...I like my husband not dead...7
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*Saxon introducing Trevor to his family*
Saxon:I'd like you to meet my partner!
Family member:Like in crime or romantically?
Saxon:Both!
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