Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Deltheus: Hold on. Back up. You're telling me that this whole volcano could blow up at any time?

Lucidius: No, no, no, it would take an explosive force of great magnitude.

Deltheus: *Slowly turns to Tygren*

Tygren: *Who is currently making a needlessly complicated explosive* ...Maybe I should do this later, huh?

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Lucan:Why didn't you tell me!

Xaria:Well because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW-

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Ria: *With 5 sweaters,4 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of gloves and a hat* HoW aRe YoU nOt CoLd!

Tygren: *Wearing sunglasses, a t-shirt and shorts* What?This is the perfect temperature!

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Xaria:Um Lucan?We need to talk about your will.

Lucan: What about it?

Xaria: Here it says "Bury me with extra bones to confuse the archeologists lol".

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Ingressus: Honestly give us two days and we will be fine.

Achillean: What?

Ingressus: I've been... working on giving the clans false leads on us... I've been saying we are in a different kingdom we're like in Northwind right now.

Achillean: Northwind? I thought you were going to say Felden, Masani's banned from there.

Ingressus: Honestly we're probably gonna get banned from Northwind.

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Senn: Wait, so you're ACTUALLY going to team up and fight with us?

Tygren: Yes.

Senn: Are you sure you're Tygren?

Tygren: Yes.

Senn: ...What did you have for breakfast today Tygren?

Tygren: Yes.

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Nitsuke: Can... can you help me with my hair ?Usually the other chroniclers in Northwind help me tame it...

Niika: Me?I purposely cut my hair uneven. I can't help you I- Nitsuke?Why are you crying?

Nitsuke: Every time I brush my hair the curls get frizzy I don't know how to make it stop I just want mother freaking princess curls back-

Niika: Oh no. Uh, well, my hair is straight but maybe I can figure out-

Lucan, out of freaking nowhere: YOUR CURLS ARE HORRIBLE TOO?!GET OVER HERE I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT-

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Grek: I'm taller.

Grim: I'm cuter.

Grek: That's not-

Grim: People prefer dogs not giraffes.

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*Ria and Grek slowly walk in an old cemetery with Tygren digging*

Tygren: Don't worry, I'm not going to pick a fight. The prime isn't here.

Ria: Then... Why are you digging?