Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Thalleous: Hey Ingressus?

Ingressus: Yeah?

Thalleous: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Ingressus:

Ingressus: Where's Achillean?

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Ingressus: You know what's funny about Achillean? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.

Zinaida: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Lucidius does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Tygren: If Lucidius were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Lucidius jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Zinaida: You would jump off a cliff!

Tygren: Gladly. Provided Lucidius did first.

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Lucan: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Kiyoshi: Alright, what's 30x17?

Lucan: 47

Kiyoshi: That's not even close.

Lucan: But it was fast.

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Nitsuke: How did you even get in here?

Lucan: Kiyoshi's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Lucan's door"!

Kiyoshi: I'm closing the window.

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Tygren: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Thalleous, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Achillean It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Ingressus, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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Kiyoshi: I am in charge of this disaster!

Lucan: I have a name, you know.

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Tygren, Achillean &Thalleous: *Screaming*

Ingressus: *Runs into the room* What's wrong,Achillean?!

Tygren: Wait, why are you asking Achillean that when Thalleous and I are also here?

Ingressus: Because Achillean wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Kiyoshi: Welcome back! You missed 3 murder attempts, a plague, and about 16 lawsuits.

Lucan: Wha-

Alec: I wish they were joking.

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Tygren: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Thalleous's door in, and let them know that we're in town.

Lucidius: That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.