Ingressus and Achilleans four year old: I'll be up late.I have homework.
Achillean: You're in preschool, darling.
Her:I have to color this whole picture,Papa.
Achillean:
Achillean: I'll put on some coffee.
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Grim:What are you,five?
Hubris:*snorts*Yeah five heads taller than you
Grim:
Hubris: I'm sorry please don't kill me
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Ingressus: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Ingressus: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Niika: You're an idiot.
Lucan: That's the charm.
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Tygren: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Thalleous: Your life?
Tygren: I- well yes, but-
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Lucan:She's beauty, she's grace, she'll stab you in the face
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Achillean: What are you two arguing about this time?
Tygren: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Thalleous: Cry me a table, Tygren.
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Achillean:Thalleous-and-Tygren-sitting-in-a-tree.
Thalleous:Achillean-get-away-from-me.
Ingressus:First come love,then come marriage
Tygren:And then the Deathsinger with spinal damage.
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Everyone:omg,omg,omg what do we do??
Niika:*Steps out dramatically*
Niika:*hairflips in slow motion*
Niika:*puts on sunglasses*
Niika:*dramatically holds roll of blueprints up*
Niika:I have a plan
Lucan:*snorts*Well, that's a surprise
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Niika:If you had 10 cakes and Kiyoshi asks for 2,how many would you have?
Lucan:10.Kiyoshi knows not to ask for my cakes.
Niika:Ok, if you had 10 cakes and Kiyoshi forcibly takes 2, how many would you have?
Lucan:10 and a dead Kiyoshi
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Hubris:"Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit;"wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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