Roy, Mark, & Sandy: *talking to each other*
Me: *hanging from the ceiling* hey guys, you've got another dare!
Sandy: *confused as she's never done this before* Huh??
Mark: It's a thing she has going on here, people give us dares, and we're forced to do them.
Sandy: Uhh.....okay??
Me: I think you guys will really like this one! ItzSharonPlayz_UWU has dared you all to surprise kiss your lovers repeate edly on the lips! *squeals in shipper*
Mark: Oh I am so down for this *runs out of the room*
Sandy: Huh. This dare isn't too bad!
Roy: You got off lucky Sandy >:(
*meanwhile*
Bucky: *just walking outside the rescue center*
Mark: *appears*
Bucky: JESUS! Don't fucking scare me like that you idiot-MPH! *is cut off from Mark kissing him*
Mark: *breaks away and chuckles at him* Cute~
Bucky: *brain has stopped functioning* H-H-Huh?
Mark: *kisses him again and runs away*
Bucky: *just stands there completely flustered and confused*
*elsewhere*
Amber: *reorganinzing her medical supplies*
Sandy: *sneaks inside*
Amber: Let's see, this goes here, and that goes there...
Sandy: *pulls her in for the kiss*
Amber: *completely shocked for a sec, then melts into the kiss*
Sandy: *breaks away* You're beautiful~
Amber: *flustered ×100* U-U-Uh, t-thanks...you t-too...
*meanwhile*
Poli: *coming back from a mission*
Roy: *hiding in the garage*
Poli: *walks inside* God those kids never listen to a word I say...
Roy: *walks out of his hiding spot and kisses him*
Poli: WHA-MPH-!
Roy: *breaks away* Love you~ *kisses him again and runs away*
Poli: *just stands there* What the fuck-
*one week later*
Poli, Bucky, & Amber: *talking about their lovers surprise kissing them*
Bucky: Mark somehow dropped from the GODDAMN ceiling and gave me a heart attack!
Poli: OH GOD!
Amber: I wonder why they're doing this. They just started out of nowhere!
Me: *hanging from the ceiling again* I can tell you!
Poli: *screams and shoots his gun at me*
Me: FUCK- *falls from the ceiling to dodge it*
Amber & Bucky: HOLY SHIT YOU NEARLY KILLED HER DUDE!
Poli: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY-
Me: *gets up* Whatever I'm fine. Anyways, to answer your question, your lovers were dared to suprise kiss you guys!
Bucky: They WHAT-
Me: Good news though. The other half of the dare from ItzSharonPlayz_UWU said that you three could do the same as payback!
Poli: Alright! Revenge time!
Bucky: Hell yeah! *runs out*
Amber: Welp. He's gone.
*at the Mountain Rescue HQ*
Mark: *walking into a room* Hey Buck, can you help me with this-
Bucky: *falls from the ceiling and tacklekisses Mark*
Mark: HOLY-*is cut off*
Bucky: *breaks away* this is revenge from the last stunt you pulled darling~
Mark: *just sits there completely flustered*
*meanwhile*
Sandy: *watching a movie on her tablet*
Amber: *sneaks inside and taps her on the shoulder*
Sandy: Hm? ACK- *suddenly pulled into multiple kisses by Amber*
Amber: *smirks* Sweet revenge~ It's so adorable seeing you flustered for a change!
Sandy: *brain has stopped braining*
Roy: *washing the race track*
Poli: *runs behind him and tacklekisses him to the ground*
Roy; WHAT THE- *falls over while getting bombarded by kisses*
Poli: *laughing* Sorry for scaring you Roy. I just wanted to kiss you!
Roy: *hugs him while smiling* I could never be mad at you, you're too cute!
School can suck ass 😑
YOU ARE READING
RCP Memes and Oneshot's! (And Dare's!)(Requests OPEN!)
Short StoryJust the characters from Robocar Poli doing stupid things. Annnnd maybe a few ships..... Characters are not mine. Now enjoy this weird book~
