RCP Memes and Oneshot's! (And Dare's!)(Requests OPEN!)

Random memes #1

Alright, time to start some drama! Enjoy~

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Amber: *Shoves Poli into Roy* Oops.

Poli: *Yeets Amber somewhere I don't know-* Oops.

Roy, Helly and Jin: *Scared*

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Helly: What's 2x2?

Jin: 4. What's 3764989x877867+9.8?

Helly: What the fu-

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Mark: Where the FUCK is my boyfriend?

Roy: Language.

Mark: Excuse me, does anyone know where the FUCK-

Roy: NO!

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Jin: Okay guys, put one thing you love the most inside this box- Roy, Poli is not a thing and Mark, neither is Bucky.

Roy&Mark: But I love him-

Jin: NO!

Amber&Helly: *Dying of laughter*

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Amber: Let me see what you have!

Helly: A knife! *Runs*

Amber: NO! *Runs after Helly*

Bucky: Why the fuck does he have a knife-

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  Poli: What time is it?

Bucky: Hold up just a sec. *Yeets a rock into a wall*

Roy: WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING ALL THIS NOISE IT'S FUCKING 4 AM-

Bucky: It's 4 am.

Poli: Um......Thanks?

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*Reacting to ships*

Roy x Poli

Poli: *Blushing mess* I-It's a good ship, I mean, we're already together so....yeah.

Roy: *Lava seems colder than him* I like it. I love Poli a lot so, it's fine. *Dies*

Mark: You good bro?

Roy: Never better.

Mark: Well, I think it's a good ship. You both go great together.

Roy: *Hotter than the sun* T-thanks.

Amber: Yes, yes, yes, YES! This is one of my favorite ships I SHIP THEM SO MUCH- *Keeps talking about the ship*

Helly: Um, I like this ship aswell, they both go good with each other.

Amber: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jin: I think this ship is fine and AMBER WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN!

Bucky: *Knocks Amber out* That'll keep her quiet for a while. By the way, I love this ship aswell. *Walks away*

Helly: UM-

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Mark x Bucky

Poli & Amber: YEAHHHHH-

Roy: *Thumbs up*

Helly: WAIT YOU GUYS ARE A SHIP-

Jin: Yes, you idiot and this is a great ship also. 

Mark & Bucky: *Blushing madly* Gee, thanks you guys.

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Amber x Helly

Helly: Pardon my language but WHAT THE FUCK! YOU ALL DO REALIZE YOUR SHIPPING ME WITH AN ADULT RIGHT!

Amber: I've seen too much.....

Poli: Nooooooo

Roy:  At this point I'm not saying anything

Mark: Ummmmm

Bucky: Yeah, no.

Jin: No disrespect if you do ship them-

Helly & Amber: WHICH YOU SHOULD'NT!

Jin: -But this seems wrong on so many levels.

Helly: Where's the bleach-

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Mark x Roy

Poli: *Clings to Roy* MINE!

Bucky: *Clings to Mark* MINE!

Mark: Give me something to shoot myself with, PLEASE!

Roy: Is the fandom broken or something?

Amber: *Amber.exe has stopped working*

Helly: Yeah, no I don't think so.

Jin: Nope.

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And that's all! I hoped you all liked it! I'll update more soon, bye!