Some more memes because I have free time. So enjoy!
(Also why am I doing this at 11 in the night send help-)
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Amber: I prevented a murder today!
Roy: Really? How?
Amber: Self-control.
Poli: UM-
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Me: *Walks into a random room* Hey guys, have you seen-
Also me: *Nosebleed as I see youknowwhichships making out*
In case you don't know which ships I mean, lemme give you a hint:
Red & Blue ❤💙
and
Orange & Yellow.🧡💛
Me: *YEETS out after taking pictures*
Roy & Mark: GET BACK HERE AND DELETE THOSE PICTURES YOUNG LADY!
Poli & Bucky: *In shock and blushing madly*
Helly, Amber & Jin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Jin: So........who broke it?
Mug: *Broken*
Jin: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Amber: I did it, I'll pay for it-
Jin: No, no, you didn't do it Amber. Roy?
Roy: Don't look at me. Look at Mark.
Mark: What? I didn't break it.
Roy: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Mark: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Roy: Suspicious.
Mark: No it's not-
Bucky: I-if it matters- probably not but- Poli was the last one to use it.
Poli: *Le gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Bucky: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Poli: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that Bucky!
Amber: Okay, okay! Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Jin.
Jin: No! Who broke it?!
Roy: *Goes over to Jin* Jin? Helly has been awfully quiet-
Helly: REALLY!?
Roy: Yeah! Really!
Helly: OH MY GOD-
Everyone: *Fighting*
Jin: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Me: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Poli: *Driving away at full speed* No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Roy: *Driving after him* COME HERE PRETTY BOIII!
Amber: *Gets run over*
Helly: *Recording*
Mark & Bucky: *Laughing*
Meme suggested by @RisingDarkness0. Thanks for the suggestion!
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*Reacting to even MORE ships! *
Bucky x Amber
Bucky: AW HELL NAW BITCH-
Amber: WTF- *Gets hit in the head with a shovel*
Mark: *Yeah he's not happy* DON'T YOU DARE SHIP HIM WITH ANYONE ELSE! HE'S MINE, AND ONLY MINE!!!
Roy: JESUS CHRIST MAN CALM DOWN!
Poli: *Also mad* Mark calm down but, YOUR RIGHT I HATE THIS SHIP ALSO! But dude, seriously, chill.
Helly: Mark be acting like a Yandere-
Mark: You want me to kill you too?
Helly: NopleasesparemeI'msorrytakeJinnotmegodhelp-
Jin: Really Helly? Seriously though, this really isn't a good ship.
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Mark x Poli
Roy: *S H O T G U N* Mark you have five seconds to R U N-
Mark: *Gets the FUCK out of there*
Poli: No-
Bucky: ROY PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM-
Amber: WHY, THAT'S MY ONLY QUESTION, WHY!
Helly: This is worse than hell.
Jin: Agreed.
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Poli x Amber
Amber: You all are destroying my ships and I don't like it.
Poli: *Being guarded by you know who* Absolutely not. I already have a boyfriend, and I'm already happy with him.
Bucky: No.
Mark: HELL NO!
Helly: Why. Just why?
Jin: You all are killing me on the inside, just so you know.
Roy: *Death glares Amber* No, just no.
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That's all. Today was my birthday, and I am now 14! Im gonna get sick on Friday so I can stay home and watch the new RCP season 5! Am very excited. I don't care if it's in Korean, I still want to watch it!! Bye for now!!
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RCP Memes and Oneshot's! (And Dare's!)(Requests OPEN!)
Short StoryJust the characters from Robocar Poli doing stupid things. Annnnd maybe a few ships..... Characters are not mine. Now enjoy this weird book~
