Me: GUYS YOU HAVE ANOTHER DARE!!
Roy: Oh god-
Mark: FINALLY! it was getting pretty boring around here!
Bucky: Agreed. You're really lazy Saph.
Me:......
Me: I would kill you, but then my ship would be ruined.
Bucky: huh-?
Me: anyways, my lovely friend Creator_Fanatic has decided to introduce you all to someone!
Amber: Really? Who?
Me: I'll get to that in a sec, but before I do..
Me: Im warning you all right now, if you all wreak her innocence in even the slightest, her mother will kill you, and there will be nothing I can do about it *looks at Mark*
Mark: what?
Poli: the fact that you dont get why shes staring at you is very concerning to me.
Me: anyways, all things aside, everyone, meet Minileigh!!
Minileigh: *happy child noises*
Amber & Poli: AWWWW SHES SO CUTE!!!!
Roy: Shes so tiny!!
Bucky: well yeah, to you everything is tiny.
Mark: *dies laughing*
Helly: *enters the room* hey guys, you'll never guess what-
Helly: *le gasp* Is that a kid?!
Amber: *nods* yep!
Helly: awww! * picks up choild and flies around with her* shes so adorable!
Mini: Weeeeeeee!
Bucky: *protective mom mode* Helly you better not drop her or so help me-
Mark: calm down sunflower, shes fine.
Helly: yeah, you should listen to your husband more! You know what.....
Bucky: now what?
Helly: i have an idea! *flies over to Bucky and places Mini on his head*
Bucky: HEY! warn me when your gonna do that!
Mini: *cute babbling noises*
Bucky: *smiles as she sits on top of his head* shes really cute.
Mark: *watching the two of them interact while smiling* yeah, she is...
Poli: can i have her now?
Bucky: sure. *hands bean over*
Poli: *holding said bean*
Mini: Ah! *plays with one of his fingers*
Poli: *crying tears of joy* shes so adorable, my heart cant take it....
Roy: let me have her then *gently grabs bebe and places her on his head*
Mini: Oooooo *surprised pikachu face as shes never been this high before*
Amber: *giggling* shes in shock at how tall you are.
Me: *walks back inside* alright guys, time for her to go.
Roy & Mark: Wait wat-
Bucky, Amber & Poli: Nooooooo-
Me: *takes her from Roy* dont worry you guys, since you were good with her this time, im sure Cali will let her come back soon.
All of them: Fineeee *walk away depressed*
Me:....And there they go. Let's get you back to your mama little one.
Mini: :D *happy bebe noises*
YOU ARE READING
RCP Memes and Oneshot's! (And Dare's!)(Requests OPEN!)
Short StoryJust the characters from Robocar Poli doing stupid things. Annnnd maybe a few ships..... Characters are not mine. Now enjoy this weird book~
