How I imagen how Roy & Poli asked to borrow Carry from Mark & Bucky

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S5 spoilers!!!

Mark: *chillin at his hq*

Phone: *its free real estate*

Mark: who the fuck- *answers* hello?

Roy: Hey Mark!

Mark: Oh, hey Roy. Wassup?

Roy: Uh nothing much, just wanted to ask you a favor!

Mark: Which is..?

Roy: So, one of our friends is in trouble.

Mark: Mhm

Roy: And they're all the way in the desert.

Mark: Ok.

Roy: Sooo, I wondering..

Mark: Yes....?

Roy: If we could borrow Carry from you.

Mark: yeah sure-WAIT WAT-

Roy: Its only gonna be for a day!

Mark: YOU CANT DO THAT, HE'S OUR ONLY MODE OF TRANSPORTATION!

Roy: you and Bucky can drive-!

Mark: WE LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS, IF WE NEED TO GO TO THE VILLAGE THEN THERE WOULD BE NO PROBLEMS, BUT PEOPLE GET INTO TROUBLE IN THE MOUNTAINS ALL THE TIME, DRIVING ANYWHERE THERE TAKES FOREVER!

Roy: look, it wont take that long, just a day, i doubt so many things will happen within the span of one day.

Mark: YOU KNOW WHAT- *sighs* fine.

Roy: Thank you-

Mark: What's in it for us?

Roy: OH COME ON!

Mark: you're taking our only mode of transportation in the mountains, i think its fair to ask you for something back.

Roy: God, fine. 20,000?

Mark: Good enough for me-

Bucky: *walks in* Who you talking to?

Roy: GOD NO, GET HIM OUT OF THERE-

Mark: Roy. He wants to borrow Carry from us for a day.

Bucky: HE WHAT-!

Mark: BUT he's gonna pay us back for borrowing him.

Bucky: Really? How much?

Mark: 20,000. Sound good?

Bucky: Add another zero. And you can't call me short for three months

Roy: *freaking out cuz he gonna end up in debt* HELL NO-

Poli: *ever so rudely shoves him aside* sounds good you guys, thank you for letting us borrow him, bye! *ends call*

Roy: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY YES-?!

Poli: *sighs* look Roy, we should be thankful that they're giving us Carry in the first place.

Roy: BUT IM GONNA END UP IN FUCKING DEBT-

Poli: *pats his head* You'll be fine. Now come on. We have to get ready to head over to the desert. *drags him out of the room*

Roy: *depressed* whyyyyyyyy-

*meanwhile, with the Mountain Rescue Team*

Mark: 200,000 dollars!?

Bucky: Yep.

Mark: You're gonna make him go into debt!

Bucky: he's taking our only mode of tranportation, this should be good enough.

Mark: Still, 200,000? That's a lot.

Bucky: you got a problem with that?

Mark: Of course not sunflower~

Bucky: *blushing* i told you to stop calling me that.

Mark: Never >:3

Bucky: *rolls eyes* fine, whatever, lets just go tell Carry.

Mark: Sure thing sunflower~

Bucky: *flustered as he yeets a chair at him* SHUT UP-

*and thats how Roy proceded to fall into debt for 5 months*

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