Wally: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Mason: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Roy: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Dick: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Aqualad: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker
Mason: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone: ...
M'gann: ...I did. I broke it.
Mason: No. No you didn't. Wally?
Wally: Don't look at me. Look at Roy.
Roy: What?! I didn't break it.
Wally: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Roy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Wally: Suspicious.
Wally: No, it's not!
Connor: If it matters, probably not, but Artemis was the last one to use it.
Artemis: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Connor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Artemis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Connor!
M'gann: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mason.
Mason: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone: ...
Dick: Mason... Raquel's been awfully quiet.
Raquel: rEALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Mason, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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M'gann: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Connor: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Artemis: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Mason: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Dick: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Dick: Zatanna is "been there done that".
Dick: Barbra is "currently doing that".
Dick: Miss M is "it happened once in a dream".
Dick: Connor is if I had to pick a dude.
Dick: And Mason is... Eagle Two
Mason: Oh thank god.
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Mason: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Artemis: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Mason: Absolutely not.
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Roy: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
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Young Justice: Nomad
FanfictionFollow the lives of teenage superheroes and sidekicks, namely Red Robin, Robin, Kid Flash, Aqualad, Superboy, Miss Martian, and Artemis, who are members of a fictional covert operation group. Within the show, "the Team" is a group of young heroes at...
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