Ask And Dare The Big Five

TEACHING

I dare Asher to teach Jack how to act like that. ~ Elsa__Arendelle__

Jack: Yes! I'm finally gonna learn!

Asher: Okay, I'll teach you.

All: Teach him what?

Asher: How to get people to do stuff for him. Let's go, Jack.

Jack: Okay!

Asher: C'mon, Hiccup.

Hiccup: What if I don't want to?

Asher: *glare*

Hiccup: Coming! *runs after Jack and Ash*

Merida: Such a man I 'ave. *rolls eyes*

*with the boys*

Asher: First step, be a man...Or woman...Basically, just be a strong person....So, don't be Hiccup.

Hiccup: *scoff*

Jack: Got it, don't be Hiccup. That's simple.

Asher: Second, be smart.

Jack: Got it, don't be Hiccup.

Asher: Right!

Hiccup: Excuse me?

Asher: Three, make sure you know what you want, and how to get it.

Jack: Got it, don't do anything Hiccup would do.

Hiccup: I am majorly offended!

Asher: Okay, Hiccup, would you care to prove yourself?

Hiccup: Well, uh, I mean-

Asher: Too late. Be strong. There are two types, emotional and physical. Jack, insult Hiccup.

Jack: *rubs hands together* Hiccup, you're so fat, you broke the family tree!

Hiccup: *cry* How could you say that?!
I went on weight watchers!

Jack: I was joking, you're just as skinny as ever.

Asher: Now, insult me.

Jack: You are the ugliest piece of moldy cheese I have EVER seen.

Asher: Thank for the info, Jack, but I really didn't want to hear what you say to yourself in the mirror. *smirk*

Jack: Woah! I was offended there for a minute!

Asher: Physical strength. Hiccup, lift that couch. *points to small couch*

Hiccup: Um...okay. *trues to lift couch* UGNNNH UGNNNNHH! UGHHHNN!
*fails miserably*

Asher: My turn. *walks past couch*

Jack: Ash? Aren't you gonna lift the couch?

Asher: I'm gonna lift something else. *goes to fridge*

Hiccup: You're gonna lift the refrigerator?!

Asher: Yep. *lifts fridge*

Hiccup/Jack: O_O

Asher: Two, be smart. Hiccup, if Merida asks you a question, what's your answer?

Hiccup: *confused* Uh, it depends on what the question is.

Asher: Ehhhhh! Wrong!

Hiccup: What?!

Asher: The correct answer is yes. Unless the correct answer is no.

Hiccup: That makes no sense.

Asher: *sigh* Amateur. Three, know what you want and how to get it. Hiccup, what do you want?

Hiccup: I want to marry Merida.

Asher: And how will you do that?

Hiccup: By uh, asking I guess?

Asher: Wrong! You will get nowhere by; Uh, asking, I guess. You will ask her, and she will say yes.

Hiccup: But, what if she says no? I can't force her! It's Merida!

Asher: I'm not telling you to force her. I'm telling you to envision her saying yes! Make her your goal! Your number one priority.

Hiccup: I think....that actually made sense.

Asher: See? Now, let's show the girls what you've learned, Jack. And Hiccup, you have something else you want to do?

Hiccup: Yeah, I do.

Boys: *go to living room*

Asher: Jack, step one.

Jack: *lifts couch with the girls on it*

Girls: OoO

Asher: Part two of step one. You are so ugly you make Pitch look good.

Jack: Say it again! I dare you!

Asher: You are so ugly you make Pitch look good.

Jack: That's right. Dogs do as they're told.

All: OHHHHHHHHHH!

Asher: That was really good, Jack.
Step three.

Jack: *walks up to Elsa* *kisses Elsa*

Elsa: What exactly is step three?

Asher: Know what you want, and how to get it.

Jack: *smirk*

Elsa: *blush* I see.

Punzie: I can't believe you taught Jack all of that, Ash.

Robin: For real.

Merida: Wish ya could teach that ta Hiccup.

Asher: Actually, Merida, Hiccup has something he'd like to say.

Hiccup: Merida, I love you, you make me so happy. Every day, you do everything better than I do, and it just makes me push myself harder. You're really smart, beautiful, and you're really brave. Merida Dunbroch, will you join me, and be Mrs. Haddock? Will you marry me? *pulls out ring*

Merida: Yes! I will marry ya Hiccup!

Mericcup: *kiss*

Asher: I'm proud of you, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Thanks.

Asher: Now, go get me a cup of water.

Hiccup: -_- On it. *goes to kitchen*

Elsa: After all this time, Ash, you are still the master.

Asher: Yep.

D: *yells from her room* ASHER! CAN YOU GET ME MORE TACOS?!

Asher: YES! I GOT IT! *runs to the kitchen*

Robin: My big brother, he did all of that yet he still freaks out when she asks him to do something.

Punzie: Yeah, what was that about?

Jack: Step two, be smart. The answer's always yes, unless the answer's no.

Girls: *confused*

Jack's: Don't forget to ask and dare! Bye!