The Vee's (Hazbin Hotel)

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Played by-Christian Borle, Joel Perez, and Lilli Cooper

Vox, owner of Voxtech and in my opinion, is even crazier than Alastor. He loves being the center of attention, manipulates others, and has the nature of a sleazy business man. However, I would still consider him attractive. He's smart, power hungry, quick thinking, and never gives up on his goals. He does have a pretty good singing voice as well. I personally prefer Alastor over Vox, but Vox I admit is pretty cool too.

Valentino, I admit may be abusive, sadistic, have no remorse for harming others, has a smoking problem, is way too horny, and is way too overly dramatic. However, he is also insanely hot, loves to take control, has excellent fashion sense, very charming, smart, flirty, power hungry, and is very good at putting on an act and hiding his anger from others in public. Not many people can do that so well. But seriously, never get involved with someone who abuses you.

Velvette is the backbone of the Vee's. The trendiest, the flashiest, the most stylish, and the sassiest. She does tend to be rather harsh and demanding towards her employees. She's like a total nutcase for perfection. I do admire the fact that she is willing to fight back no matter what. It shows how tough she is. I find her very impressive. Also, she has awesome hair. She's definitely my favorite of the Vee's.

Vox: Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish
That you'd stayed gone
Say hello
To a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on!

Director: Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2...

(Welcome to the show)

Vox: Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!

So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why's he hangin' around?
What does that mean for your family?

Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And, I don't mean to sound hostile
But the is a coward!

You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!

While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!

been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!

Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
rejoice!
(Vox: What a dated voice!)
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
(Vox: Come on!)

Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
(Vox: Ignore his chirping!)

Every day, he's got a new format
(Vox: You're looking at the future!
He's the shit that comes before that!)

Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the
(Vox: Oh, please!)

And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
(Vox: Hold on!)
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea!

Vox: (glitches) You old-timey prick
I'll show you suffering!
(Alastor: Uh oh, the TV is buffering)
I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little—!
(Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal)

Alastor: Let's begin...
I'm gonna make you wish
That I'd stayed gone
Tune on in

When I'm done
Your status quo
Will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun! (laughs)

Vox: F***!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 16 ⏰

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