Rayner: Haha, alright.
Rayner enters Sheila (Bow chicka bow wow) and drives off.
Rayner: What do you wanna make? Cause I'm thinking a Mount Rushmore of Anime.
Church: Phew.
Cut to The Alien holding the Andy during the battle.
Andy: Tucker, use the key and open the gate!
Tucker: Key, what key? I don't have a key!
The Alien: Wharrh.
Andy: Your sword! Use the sword!
Tucker: Oh God, the sword is a key? Just when I thought this couldn't get any lamer.
Tucker strikes the hologram with the key, opening the gate to reveal a vehicle
Tucker: What is that thing?
The Alien: Blarg blarg, blarg blarrgh!
Andy: The ship!? What ship? No-one told me about a ship! Hey, come back here ya stink nugget!
The Alien: Wharg, whargh!
The Alien jumps in the ship and takes off
Random Zealot: Get her!
Tex jumps off the base and looks up at the ship
Tex: Hey, what's that thing!? Where's he going?
Andy: I don't know! He just kept saying, "There it is, there it is!"
Tex: I thought you said there was no reward at the end of the quest.
Andy: I didn't know!
Tucker: If you're pissed about that, wait until you find out that this sword, is really a key.
Tex: A what? Andy...
Andy: Hey don't blame me, I'm just the translator!
Caboose: Um, I think the Alien is coming back.
The Alien lines up the Blues in the sights of the ship
Caboose: Bad Alien! Go away!
Tucker: Uh oh.
Tex: Get down!
Tucker and Tex move, revealing a red Zealot
Red Zealot: What?
The Alien kills the red Zealot with the ship's weapons
Red Zealot: Ohoh, hurk blarg.
Caboose: Ohhh, he wasn't coming to kill us. He was saving us. That's a good Alien.
Tex: Well, a deal's a deal, he owes me that ship. Andy, tell him to bring that thing down here and-
A rocket hits the ship, destroying it
The Alien: Blarg!
Andy: (amused) You still want me to tell him? (laughs) 'Cause, I think it's down already.
Wyoming: Tex!
Tex: Wyoming?
Caboose: Connecticut!
Tucker: They're not playing a game, Caboose.
Caboose: Well, if they were, I woulda totally won.
Wyoming: Well it appears I've spoiled your little game. So sorry chums.
Tex: That was my ship.
Wyoming: Oh dear, then I stand corrected: I'm not sorry.
Tex: You're gonna pay for that.
Wyoming: All out of change at the moment. Get you next time. Cheerio!
Tex: Get back here!
Wyoming runs off, and Tex chases him
Tucker: Huh, that didn't go quite the way I expected. You think we should wait for her to come back? Or finish the quest on our own? Or just go home?
Trumpets
Zealots: Charge!
Tucker: Yeah, let's go home.
Cut to Church and Simmons in Blue Base.
Church: You okay there, blue guy?
Simmons: I'm fine, I-I told you it's just allergies.
Church: Oh yeah? You know I never heard someone say boo hoo hoo when they sneezed.
Simmons: I'm fine.
Church: Good, well then now I can give you your orders. Um, first of all that jeep out there is really dirty, and I think that-
Simmons: What, why're you giving me orders?
Church: Uh, because, that's the way the Blue team works?
Simmons: Technically, you're the new guy. I should be telling you what to do.
Church: Uh, I don't think so man, see back in the day, uhh the way this worked was Command would call me, and give me the orders and then I would pass them along to everybody else. ‘Kay, it works like this, I would get on my radio like this and I'd say, uh, uh "Come in Blue Command, come in, this is Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read me?" And then normally this uh, really annoying guy would come back and he would say-
Vic: Hello, hello, come in, hello.
Simmons: Wow, that was a pretty good impression. Can you do Arnold Schwarzenegger? "Ah'll be bahck."
Church: That wasn't me. Uh, hello?
Vic: Hello, come in Blood Gulch, can you hear me, hello, try the veal, hello.
Church: What? V- Vic? Is that you? It's been eight hundred years, how have you survived so long?
Vic: Oh no way dude, Vic's dead. This is Vic's great great great great great great great great-
Simmons: ‘Asta la vista, baby!
Church: Shut-up dude, I'm on the phone
Vic: -great great great great great great great great great great grandson... Vic Junior.
Church: And you work- and you work with Blue Command?
Vic: Hoh right dude, good one dude, "Blue Command." Wink!
Church: Wait a minute, what, wait, what does that mean? What does that mean, does- is the war over? Did we win?
Vic: Dude, I got a lot to catch you up on.
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