𝑇𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑊𝑜𝑙𝑓 𝑂𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠🐺

Incorrect Quotes ~ All❤️

I'll keep adding 2 this:)
Some of these i got from online, i changed some names or added stuff to some as well.

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Stiles: *dropping his car keys*
Brett: Go on then.. pick it up
Stiles: *pulling a fishing rod with a magnet on it out and grabbing his keys*
Brett: next time then sweetie
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Thomas: ...l'm gonna kill Gally
Theresa: THOMAS NO!
Thomas: Thomas yes.
Minho: Tom...no.
Thomas: Tom maybe
Newt: Tommy, as entertaining as that would be, no.
Thomas: Awww, I wanted to smack him...
Newt: Another time, I promise
Teresa and Minho: ...What type of power do you hold newt?
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Stiles: Daddy could you pass the salt?
Theo and Noah: * reaching for it*
Theo: I CAN EXPLAIN!
Noah: * pulls out gun* u have 5 minutes...
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Stiles: I wasn't even that drunk last night
Jackson: You were flirting with me...
Stiles: You're my boyfriend
Jackson: You asked me if I was single and when I told you i wasn't you started crying
Stiles: ...Yeah that sounds like me
Jackson: Dumbass, now let's go watch Star Wars and cuddle.
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Danny: Why is there blood everywhere?
Stiles: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Danny: YoU STABBED SOMEONE!!!???
Stiles: No, Aggressively poked them with a knife
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Stiles: Hi, Honey-... Why do u have a knife in your stomach??
Peter: I got mugged.
Stiles: WHY DIDN'T U STAB HIM BACK?
Peter: He said a knife joke, He said 'Bye bye have a Knife life'!
Stiles: ...Whyd i marry you?
Peter: Idk cuz i'm Knife in bed... Eh see dibwjzbzn...
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Jorge: Why are you late?
Thomas: I... was doing stuff
Minho: I'm stuff 😏
Newt: Plural honey, you were doing stuffs!
Minho: more like we did u
Thomas: *blushing like crazy*
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Stiles: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and u were mustard.
Which is weird because usually your mayonnaise in my dreams, why do you suppose that is?
Scott: WhA-
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Minho: I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets in my bed!
Thomas: Min, no matter how many times you compliment me i'm NOT making your bed
Minho: What no... Oh OH OHMYGOD TOM no thats not what i meant- nvm I'm not gonna try
Thomas: *just standing there oblivious* Eh?
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Minho: SHOT GUN!!!
Thomas: NO YOU HAD SHOT GUN LAST TIME
Minho: NO IDIOT I NEED A SHOT GUN!
Newt: Stop shuckin bickering and throw the gun to MIN!
Minho: Well i still get shotgun in the car!
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Newt: Whats that?
Thomas: Oh, just my To-do list
Newt: It's just a post-it with my name on it?
Thomas: And?
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Jackson: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Stiles: I have a strict dad, What about you?
Jackson: You have a strict parent.
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Scott: how was the honeymoon
Lydia: stiles got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Lydia: he said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
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Stiles: You call it a near death experience...
Stiles: I call it a vibe check from God.
Noah: [eye twitches]
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Minho: What do you think Thomas will do for a distraction?
Newt: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Newt: ... or he could do that.
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