lifting Thor's hammer

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Now you'll be reacting to a scene with the og6 avengers trying to lift Mjölnir.

The ones present at that time groan or laugh(Nat and Maria) while everyone else looks up curiously especially after those reactions. Also Loki and Thor are shocked that I can easily pronounce Mjölnir.

[Later, most of the guests have left and it's just the Avengers plus Dr. Cho and Maria Hill sitting around; Thor's hammer sits on the table between them.]

Clint Barton: [referring to Thor's hammer] But, it's a trick!

"It is not a trick, my friend"

Thor: Oh, no. It's much more than that.

Clint Barton: Uh, "Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power!" Whatever man! It's a trick.

Thor: Well please, be my guest.

Tony Stark: Come on.

Clint Barton: Really?

Thor: Yeah!

[Barton gets up]

James Rhodes: Oh this is gonna be beautiful.

Tony Stark: Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up. [the others laugh]

Almost everyone laughs.

Clint Barton: You know I've seen this before, right? [Barton grabs Thor's hammer and can't lift it; to Thor after he fails to lift the hammer] I still don't know how you do it.

Tony Stark: Smell the silent judgment?

Clint Barton: Please, Stark, by all means.

[Stark gets up]

Natasha Romanoff: Oh, here we go.

Maria Hill: Okay.

James Rhodes: Uh-oh.

Clint Barton: Um-hmm.

Tony Stark: Never one to shrink from an honest challenge.

Clint Barton: Get after it.

Natasha Romanoff: Here we go.

Tony Stark: It's physics.

Bruce Banner: Physics!

[Stark grasps Thor's hammer]

Tony Stark: Right, so, if I lift it, I...I then rule Asgard?

"No" Loki says at the same time as Thor on screen.

Thor: Yes, of course.

Tony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta. [Stark tries to lift the hammer but fails] I'll be right back. [wearing his armored hand, Stark tries to lift the hammer again and fails]

[Both wearing their armored hands, Stark and Rhodes both try to lift Thor's hammer]

James Rhodes: Are you even pulling?

Tony Stark: Are you on my team?

Some laugh at their interactions trying to lift the hammer.

James Rhodes: Just represent! Pull!

Tony Stark: Alright, let's go! [they both pull as hard as they can]

[Banner tries to lift the hammer, he roars as though pretending to change into the Hulk, and everyone either looks at him warily or grins.]

Bruce Banner: Huh?

Bruce looks down embarrassed.

[next Steve gets up to try]

Tony Stark: Let's go, Steve, no pressure.

James Rhodes: Come on, Cap.

[Steve starts pulling on the hammer and manages to budge it a little; Thor looks a little alarmed. Steve still fails to lift it; Thor laughs with relief]

Everyone is shocked, especially Steve.

"You could move the hammer back then?" asks Sam in disbelief.

"Yes?" answers Steve questionelly then realizes what exactly he said "Wait, what do you mean back then?"

Sam opened his mouth to respond but was interrupted.

NO SPOILERS!!

Thor: Nothing.

Tony Stark: And?

Bruce Banner: Widow?

Natasha Romanoff: Oh, no no. That's not a question I need answered.

Yelena and Bucky look at her knowing why she doesn't even think that she would be worthy.

Tony Stark: All deference to the man who wouldn't be king, but it's rigged.

Clint Barton: You bet your ass.

Maria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word.

Those who know what it means laugh at the rest looks at them wanting to know too.

"So basically Cap said language on a mission before and it became a joke ever since" explains Tony after calming down a little.

Steve Rogers: [to Stark] Did you tell everyone about that?

Tony Stark: The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation?

Thor: Yes, well that's, uh, that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. [he gets up, then lifts his hammer and flips it] You're all not worthy.

Those from the future silently disagree while Vision tilts his head confused.

"I can lift Mjölnir." says Vision.

"Well yes but you're not created yet at the moment of this scene" explains Bruce.



A/N: do you guys want me to make them react to their actor stuff or just stay with only the scenes?

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