Robot 3: Attack.
O'Malley: (evil laugh) Faster! Faster! Pathetic. Lopez! How do I say faster in Spanish?
Lopez: Como dice susurro, susurro. susurro susurro susurro, susurro.
O'Malley: Yes... So okay... What? Okay, got it.
O'Malley: Huhuh, soy un pendejo púrpuras que gusta tomar aceite. [Hey everyone! I am a purple jerk and I love to drink motor oil.]
O'Malley: That was rather looong to mean hurry up.
Lopez: Es una lengua muy poética. [It's a very poetic language.]
Donut: (arriving behind a rock) Oh man, it's that creepy dude! I wonder why he's insulting himself. Qué curioso. [How strange.]
Donut: Ooh, the motorcycle!
O'Malley: Mi cola es muy grande. Y me gusta frotar mi cola. Y quiero oler mi cola y también besar, a mi cola. [My butt is very big. And I like to rub my own butt. And I like to sniff my own butt and kiss my own butt.]
O'Malley: Are you sure cola means evil?
Lopez: Jefe, alguien está robando su vehículo. [Hey boss, someone is stealing your vehicle.]
O'Malley: Ueuh, drat! I only had two payments left!
Lopez: ¿Tienes seguro en él? [Do you have insurance on it?]
O'Malley: Of course not.
Lopez: ¿Por qué no? [Why not?]
O'Malley: It's a scam
Lopez: Vivimos en un barrio malo. [We live in a bad neighbourhood.]
O'Malley: Of course we live in a bad neighborhood. We're evildoers! We're what makes the neighborhood bad.
Cut to Church
Church: Whoa, Tucker, are you okay?
Tucker: Uhhhh, mmm, huh, damn. Okay, new rule. We start rotating knockouts. Next time, it's your turn.
Church: Hey good idea. And next time Caboose decides he wants to go around team killing, you can take that one.
Tucker: Maybe we should all stick to what we know best.
Church: Hey, where's your weapon?
Tucker: Do you think she knocked me out for fun? This isn't Tuesday dude, she took it!
Church: Oh man, this is not gonna be good.
Cut to some shadowy form walking to the edge of a cliff overlooking the robot army
Robot 7: Attack.
A plasma shot hits the middle robot
Robot 4: ¡Enemigo visto--! [Enemy spot--]
Another plasma shot hits the robots.
O'Malley: What was that!?
Doc: Uh oh.
More shots take out more of the robot army. Cut to Rayner aiming his binary rifle from a window.
Rayner: Bang! ... bang! ... boom! ... bang!
A plasma grenades suddenly lands amongst the remaining robots and blows them up.
Rayner: Oh nice.
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