Church: No no no, uh, we're uh, talking about Tex.
Tex: Excuse me?
Church: (whispering to Tex) Hey, you wanna die in an explosion? Play along. (To Andy) Yeah, um... I don't know if you've noticed but she's uh... she's kind of a bitch. Isn't that right Tex.
Tex: Church...
Andy: I don't know...
Tucker: Come on Tex.
Tex: Yes. We're talking about me.
Andy: Sounds like you're patronizing me.
Tex: (grudgingly) No really, it's me, I'm a bitch.
Church: Heh heh, keep going.
Tex: And I need to be calmed down all the time.
Church: Or what happens?
Tex: Or, else I get so mad, I kill people on my own team.
Church: ...I see your point.
Caboose: Tell him about the moodiness. And the crankiness.
Rayner: And the crazyness. And the bitchiness.
Tucker: Also mention that you like to punch people in the head while they sleep.
Caboose: That was you!? I thought the Tooth Fairy was mad at me.
Andy: Well, she sounds like a real handful.
Tex: (angrily) Alright listen you little noob firecracker-
Church: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! See what I mean Andy? Volatile.
Tex: I am so gonna remember this Church.
Caboose: You should sleep with your pillow on top. Of your head. Tonight.
Church: Yes, that's very funny, make all the threats you want. As long as everyone is calm, and peaceful, and there's nothing else to make us excited, I don't care.
Explosions happen outside the base behind him.
O'Malley: (from outside) Attack, my robot minions.
Church: I could almost feel that coming, right as I finished the sentence.
A large explosion happens, and clears to reveal the Reds.
Sarge: What the hell was that?
Simmons: It sounded like a huge explosion!
Sarge: Chantilly lace! That means the Blues have rearmed the bomb.
Grif: Wait, they rearmed it and it exploded. Isn't that good for us?
Sarge: Grif, don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!
Grif: ...We're in battle?
Sarge: Course we are, now get ready for your orders. Donut!
Donut: Yes Sir.
Sarge: Scream like a woman!
Donut: Can do! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! (Runs wildly and continues screaming through the rest of the episode. See below)
Sarge: Grif!
Grif: What?
Sarge: Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.
Grif: I don't think I've been trained on that.
Sarge: Simmons, kiss ass at will.
Simmons: You're both an excellent leader, and a handsome man sir.
Sarge: Excellent work Simmons. Incoming.
Sarge and Grif duck, and a rocket shoots over their heads
Sarge: Grif, you're up.
Grif: Permission to assist Donut, Sir.
Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with Operation Meatshield. Remember, just 'cause your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me! Now get out there.
Simmons: Good call sir!
Sarge: You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
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