(Y/N) (L/N) has been rejected 100 times throughout his life, and now the God of Love has answered his prayers! He must find 100 soulmates and treat them like his princesses, or they will die! How in the hell will he tame 100 girls? Only one way to f...
(Y/N): Alright! Would you ladies mind accepting Momiji Momi as my newest girlfriend?
Momiji: Just remember it like Nobita Nobi, okay? My Dad has a similar name, by the way.
Karane: Is it Momisuke?
Kurumi then saw Momiji, and-
Momiji: IT'S YOU!
Shizuka: "You know her Kurumi-San?"
Momiji: Oh yeah. Kurumi-San sits next to me in class. This is our first time talking. You're always sitting by yourself polishing off your lunch before noon. I figured you were some delinquent.
Kurumi: And you're always sitting by yourself, groping things.
Momiji: So, we're friends now. Nice to meet you.
Kurumi: Same.
They shook hands.
Momiji: As a token of friendship, may I have the privilege of massaging all of you?
She looked at Hakari, Hahari, and Meme.
Momiji: You all have fine features, and your shoulders are in pain. Here goes.
She went to massage their shoulders!
Hakari: AAAH! MY SHOULDERS! THEY FEEL LIGHT AS A FEATHER!
Meme: Th-They really do! I'm going to fly! I-
Chiyo: MEI-SAN! HAHARI-SAN IS FLYING AWAY!
Mei: HAHARI-SAMA!
She dragged her spirit into her body!
Momiji: Hmm ... you're so stiff all over your body Mei-San.
She then massaged Mei's shoulders.
Momiji: You need to relax. MMMM ... Coochie Coochie coo.
She rubbed Mei's chest and Mei began to whimper like a dog with tail and ears and everything.
Karane: HEY! She's not a dog!
Kusuri: That looks like fun! Yep! Gimme a massage, too, Yep!
Momiji: How old are you Kusuri-San?
Kusuri: I'm 18. My body's currently that of an 8-year-old, Yep!
Momiji: I see. You have no stiffness whatsoever. But your brow is stiff. IRON CLAW!
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She then moved on to Chiyo!
Momiji: Chiyo-San, you're very young too. But you're very stiff.
She went to the shoulders.
Chiyo: AAHHH! That's firm and good.
Then she went to Shizuka.
Momiji: Your hobby is reading, right Shizuka-San? Your stiffness tells me what I need to know.
