this is my interpretations of different apps/social media platforms in just one simple sentence :D
instagram: make food look pretty
snapchat: send pictures of ceilings to people you aren't really friends with
tiktok: everything
youtube: a bunch of tiny little stupid kids "flying" around pretending to be fairies
omegle: a place for perverts and pedos to hang out
onlyfans: feet
facebook: it's where old people live
twitter: x is a stupid name and trump is #banned #america #tweet #repost #x #elonmusk
twitch: gamers.
tinder: single, middle aged people trying to find their non-existent soulmate
wattpad: a bunch of underage kids writing smut and describing the dude with a 12" dick (impossible)
roblox: cyber bullying kids who think robux makes them rich
spotify: the best music app
goodreads: in this community, nobody gets slut shamed for reading romance (unless you're an old grump.)
wattsapp: it has cool wallpapers but people see when you're online and if you've read messages
food apps: people have these bc they're lazy and therefore pay more (smo once ordered a cinnamon bun which is originally 4 moneys but the total in the end for them was 10)
netflix: makes you binge watch things you don't even like
disney+: actually has a ton of musicals but the space bar isn't always the pause button
any other streaming service: unnecessary
pinterest: pov: we all try be aesthetic and it's rlly nice but sometimes it's a fail
reddit: confessions left right and center
discord: idek anymore
linkedin: get hired
google maps: you're either really smart or really lost
amazon: lots of stuff but not the stuff you need
duolingo: it's going to fucking haunt you and kill your family if you don't learn french
capcut: you're a fangirl (mine is filled with mattheo)
SHEIN: get out
any news app: you have fomo (fear of missing out)
thank you for listening to my tedtalk :D
what is your fav/most used app on your device?
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if your fav/most used app is pinterest, what is the second?
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if your second fav/most used app is spotify, what is the third?
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if your third fav/most used app is wattpad, what is the fourth?
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MWAH
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