"Needless to say, I don't think we will be seeing her again. This is bad for business especially if word gets out." I spoke out to Kyoya. Kyoya opened his black notebook to visualize the effects of our 'new host'. Without saying anything the dark haired male's face contorted from somewhat happy to stressed. "Quit crying, crybaby." The young boy told the host king as he was upset upon his client leaving. The twins on the other hand thought it was much of a comical event or at least that is how it started off. Laughter filled the air before one of the twins spoke. "So how's it going boss? That's an adorable little apprentice you got there!" Hikaru called out to the blonde before his brother winked in his direction. Everyone who knew the twins well, knew what this meant. "Hikaru... Would you have preferred a brother like him?" Kaoru asked his brother.

"You idiot... Even if I searched all over the world, there wouldn't be a better brother than you, Kaoru." Hikaru told his brother before going into a brotherly seductive hug. The guests seemed to forget about the scene a few minutes ago as they complimented the boy's actions. However not everyone seemed to feel the same as the guests as the culprit from before called onto the scene. "They're homos! And they're brothers! That makes this totally insectuous" Shiro yelled. "I think what you meant to say was incestuous." The host king corrected the boy. Honey being the overbearing young energetic boy he is, took the action of tackling Shirou in a cuddly hug. "Shirou-chan! Want to eat cake together? We've got three kinds; chocolate, strawberry, and lime." Honey asked innocently to the young boy before being yelled at rudely. "Get off!" Shirou yelled while pushing Honey away. "What grade are you in? Why are you wearing a high school student's uniform?!" Shirou asked, confused upon the shortness of the boy. While the occurring scene continued to get louder, Haruhi and I made our way closer to examine the details further, which we wish we would have not done considering what happened next.

Shirou backed away from the two hosts before almost stumbling into Haruhi. "Ahh, you're surprised because of all the weirdos here?" I asked the boy while Haruhi began to nod her head in agreement. "I also had a hard time understanding the atmosphere here and was quite confused at first." Haruhi added onto the question before the boy's analysis took over. The boy's thoughts rambled on before speaking out. "This guy... is like a girl." Shirou called out while pointing to Haruhi. "Are you a crossdresser?" Shirou asked curiously but seeming to be a little disgusted. Tamaki runs over to Shirou and covers his eyes with his hand. Before trying to cast the attention onto something else. "Ahh, we'll take care of things here, so could you bring tea around?" Tamaki asked while the twins casted false hope onto the girl. "Just tell him no." I told the blonde before he completely ignored me. By this time Kyoya joined the little attraction of attention, placing himself beside me. Kaoru took it upon himself to let the little boy carry an expensive tea set as part of his training. "Okay, manly Haruhi, let Shirou take care of the tea set." Kaoru said before continuing. "This is part of his training." he finished. " I wouldn't do that." I voiced to the host, gaining puzzling looks before the tea set was handed off to Shirou. Within the first two seconds the young boy let go of the tea set making it drop to the floor immediately.

Tamaki and the twins began to shriek out in fear knowing the tea set cost a big amount. "This isn't my fault, okay? It's your fault for making me do this!" The young boy casted his shame onto Haruhi allowing her debt to be increased even more. "Haruhi, you're down another 100,000 yen." Kyoya told the female as I rolled my eyes upon the stinginess of the host vice president. "Hey, let the crossdresser do the trivial chores! Instead, hurry up and teach me how to please women already!" The boy demanded, before liberty of asking about his rudeness.  "What's with your attitude?" I asked the boy while Tamaki followed with "On top of that, I can't forgive you for talking so rudely to Haruhi. Quarantine this scoundrel!" The host president called out while the twins followed actions allowing a heavy metal cage to fall down over Shirou. "What the hell is this?! What did a steel cage drop on me?!" Shirou asked, showcasing his rage and confusion.

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