State house head cannons and one shot

The New York kids are fighting again

NYC: I have two football teams you only have one team

Buffalo :But they're not in NY

NYC:well, we're working on getting the Jets back in Queens

Buffalo: but they're not here yet are they

NYC:at least my teams has won a Super Bowl

Buffalo :*holds breath*

NYC: what are you doing

Rochester : he's holding his breath until he hears what he wants

NYC: too bad, I'm not saying

Albany:Say it

NYC: No

Albany :* slaps New York City*

Buffalo:* holding breath, and turning blue*

Albany: just say it dammit

NYC: it would be lying

Rochester: are you trying to kill our brother?!!!
NYC: no, but I don't want to say it!!!!!

Albany : New York City you better say it or I will slap you again!!!

Syracuse * unholy screaming* buffalo is gonna die

Buffalo:* about to pass out*

NYC: OK I  take it back!!!

Buffalo :* open his mouth, so he can breathe again* thank you

Albany: I'm gonna call Dad and tell him that you tried to kill Buffalo

NYC: I didn't try to kill him he was doing it to himself

Albany: yeah, but you caused him to do it

In a meeting

New York's phone starts ringing

Gov: I have déjà vu

New York:* put the phone on speaker* hello Albany what's going on?

Albany: NYC cause Buffalo to hold his breath because he said that the bills have never won a Super Bowl and he wouldn't take it back until Buffalo almost passed out

New York: oh my God, how many times do I have to tell him not to bring up the fact that the bills have never won a Super Bowl and how many times do I have to tell him not to slander the Buffalo Bills tell your brother he's grounded and make sure Buffalo's okay,take him to the hospital I'll be at home in a bit.
Albany: OK Dad, New York City you're grounded

NYC: well, fuck dad Albany slapped me!

New York: for good reason

New York: Albany sweetie. I love you. I'll be home in a bit.

Albany:okay love you too Dad

New York:*Hangs up*

Gov: your kids fighting again

New York: yep