State house head cannons and one shot

Clown. Shoes

Georgia: I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life" as if the rest of my existence hasn't been absolute clown shoes.

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New York : You hurt?

Texas: My pride. And my body. Pride and my body.

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Geo: Pufferfish are... kinda hot.
Virginia:
Virginia : Sometimes being your friend is difficult.

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New York: rep, rap, rap, rap, rap blip nope

Geo: the fuck baby are you OK?

New York: dip them up

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Texas: I wish my book would fall from my hand and then someone else and I both reach out at the same time and accidentally touch hands and fall in love.

[later]

Texas: *accidentally drops a book*

Cal: *kneels down to pick it up*
Texas: *kicks him out of the way*

Texas: DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING BOOK, YOU ARE WRINKLING THE PAGES.
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Texas: Are you mad?

New York : No

Texas: So, sharpening your knives at three in the morning is just a hobby?
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Some headcannons for y'all
Full table
New Mexico is Fernando. That means
New Mexico is a race car driver a famous one and people keep forgetting about it. Also, him in Arizona have a bad marriage and got divorced and and then got engaged so they're engaged and divorced
New York is uncle Jesse so that means New York has an Elvis obsession
Gov is Danny Tanner which means he vacuumed the fridge in the states make fun of him for it