New York:Don't joke about murder, I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Cali: put a finger down if an old dude took your spleen and is still creepy towards you to this day
The rest of the country :
Cali: : AND if he's trying to get an heir from you. Clones, r*pe, whatever works
The rest of the country: RIOT
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Mass: I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut people's heads off with an axe
Virginia : ...Why?
Mass: There's something wrong with me
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New York whispering: Y/N, please, no one knows we're dating.
New Mexico, walking by: Yes, we do.
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