I know I have a couple request to do but I wanted to start this book off with an incorrect quote
New York: Hello Georgia, marry me.
New York: I mean Merry Christmas, haha, stupid autocorrect.
Georgia : This is a verbal conversation.
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(when he talks about his wife. He means California.
Washington : Women are Creepy
Washington: I KNOW...
Washington: MEN ARE CREERY TOO
Washington: BUT WE'RE DIFFERENT
Washington: WE'RE CREEPY
Washington: SEXUALLY
Washington: BUT WOMAN ARE
Washington: CREEPY PSYCHOLOGIGALLY
Washington: AND THEY'RE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY
WITH IT
Washington: LIKE WHEN MY LIKE WHEN MY WIFE AND I
Washi: FIRST STARTED DATING
Washi: 2ND DATE...
Washi: WE PARKED AT A PUBLIC LOT
Washington: ONE OF
THOSE LOTS WHERE VOU
HAVE TO PAY AT A MACHINE
PUT IN YOUR LICENSE
PLATE
Washington: and I go " DON'T KNOW MY LIGENSE PLATE CLEU ME RUN BACK ANO TAKE A picture"
Washington: SHE GOES...* in a mocking woman's voice* "OH IT'S SCHY760"
Washington: HOW ThE
HELL DO YOU KNOW THATS! AND THEY PLAY IT LIKE IT°S TOTALLY NORMA OH l JUST REMEMBERED!
Washington: DON'T SAY
THAT SH%T LIKE IT'S NOT COMPLETELY CREEPY
Washington: UNLESS YOU'RE JASON BOURNE
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New York: women scare me
New Mexico: what why
New York: because they have this look, it's really scary look the only women have an all of them have it
New Mexico : I literally have no idea what you're talking about
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[at a carnival]
New Mexico, taking out his wallet: How much for the horse tornado?
Coco:Newie, that's a carousel.
New Mexico: I must have it.
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Gov: if you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside licking your dishes clean
New York: I'm not a violent person, but I'm about to be
Cal: you are absolutely a violent person
New York: yeah, but I'm about to be indiscreet about it
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State house head cannons and one shot
FantasyThis is a Headcannon in one shot book And incorrect quotes
