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New Colorado(New York x Colorado) incorrect quotes

New York : Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Colorado: Okay.
New York : And make out during the scary parts.
Colorado: Th-
Colorado: The scary parts.
Colorado: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Colorado: I owe you one.
New York : That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Colorado: I want to kiss you.
New York , not paying attention: What?
Colorado: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Colorado: You're not jealous, are you?
New York : No!
Colorado: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Georgia : Did Colorado just tell me they loved me for the first time?
New York : Yeah, they did.
Georgia : And did I just do finger guns back?
New York : Yeah, you did.

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New York : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Colorado: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
New York : Yes.
Colorado: I'd sleep
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New York : I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Colorado: Wow. They sound stupid.
New York : But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Colorado: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
New York : I guess you're right. Hey Colorado, I love you.
Colorado: See! Just say that!
New York : Holy fucking shit.
Colorado: If that flies over their head then, sorry New York , but they're too dumb for you.
New York : Colorado.
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Colorado: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
New York : Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Colorado: ...
Colorado: You mean ring bearER, right?
New York : ...
Colorado: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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New York : How much did you spend on this date?
Colorado: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Colorado: New York is playing hard to get.
Colorado: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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New York : New York and Colorado walking through town, holding hands while it snows.New York and Colorado texting. Or better yet, writing letters to each other.

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Colorado: You have to apologize to them New York .
New York : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Colorado: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
New York : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Colorado: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
New York : Is it working?

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New York : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Colorado: Oh. We're going out?
New York : Wh...

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New York : Remember, Colorado, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Colorado: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.