Luz Was a Teenage Abomination

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[Open on the sun, panning down to show Luz, Y/n, Eda, and King standing on a beach.]

Eda: Well you two! [Elbows them.] Have you ever in your human lives think you'd see something as breathtaking as this?

[She gestures to the corpse of a trash slug that towers over them. It's surrounded by trash and muck. Flies audibly buzz around the corpse.]

Luz: [Shaking her head.] I don't like this. [She plugs her nose.]

Y/n: ... Not even going to ask what the hell is that.

Eda: [Walks to the trash slug.] This my boy is a trash slug. It makes a home, a life from what others have thrown by the wayside. Until, blam, it gets blasted by a wave one day and croaks from all the salt. And then we get to sell the stuff it ate. [She pulls out a pickaxe.]

Luz: Please don't make us.

King: [Walking away.] Aw, come on. [Unfurls a towel.] It's not every day you get to go to the dump and pick apart a garbage carcass.

Y/n: Yeah luckily it ain't every day.

Eda: Ah, nuts to you three. [Swings the pick at the trash slug.]

Luz: So, Eda... What if we tried some new lessons for my apprenticeship? Like... Read ancient scrolls or mix potions, or—

Eda: [While tossing things from the trash slug's mouth.] Ugh. That sounds like a bunch of magic school stuff.

Luz: Wait. Is there a magic school here? Like, winding towers, cute uniforms, dark plots that threaten your life kind of magic school?

Y/n: [Faces Luz.] You really like talking about oddly specific details huh?

Eda: Mm-hmm. What's worse, they force you to learn magic the "proper" way. But magic isn't proper. It's wild and unpredictable. And that's why it's so beautiful. I didn't finish school, and look at me! Who wouldn't envy where I am right now? [Is standing right next to a trash slug.] Uh... Hey, here's a lesson. [Drops her pick.] A great witch is resourceful, [Sticks Luz's hand in a puddle of trash slug bile.] like this. [Eda drags Luz's hand back and forth before letting go. Luz continues digging until she pulls something out.]

Y/n: [Is gagging.] aeuh... 

Eda: Oh, grow some guts kid or else I'm doing this to you too.

Luz: O-Oh, hey. Greasy slime ball.

Eda: [Closes Luz's hands around the slime ball.] Use your slime ball wisely, young witch. [Stands and heads back for the trash slug.] Back at it! We'll hit the stink nodes first.

Y/n: That's a big nope for me. [Walks away.]

Luz: Yeah. Actually, if it's okay, [Starts backing away.] I think we'll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still... alive. Love you, King. [Pets his belly as he giggles.] You little beach peach. [Continues walking into the woods.]

Y/n: See u later buddy. [Pets his head and follows Luz.]

[Cut to Luz and Y/n walking through the forest. They suddenly hear a girl. They investigate and peek through the bushes. It's a witch girl about the same age as them.]

[She seems to be nervously pacing around a puddle of purple goop, worrying about her grades in magic school

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[She seems to be nervously pacing around a puddle of purple goop, worrying about her grades in magic school. She becomes sad when she realizes she stepped on a flower while nervously pacing around. She kneels down and repeatedly traces a spell circle. The flower perks back up and fully blooms. Luz and Y/n gasped. The girl's ear wiggles as something rumbles off-screen. She turns as a wagon, being moved by magic, rolls to a stop in front of her, carrying a pot and a girl reading a book.]

Mint-haired girl: [Looks away from her book.] Willow! Wow. [Hops off the pot.] You're so unnoticeable I almost rolled into ya. [Chuckles.]

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