Am I late? Am I late? Am I too late for Red Nose Day?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!1!!11!?!/1/1
Oh yeah I am. Sorry. AnyWAY, red nose day was on Friday (15/3/13). Yep, you guessed it; red nose day is the day where you wear red noses and do the stupidest stuff possible to raise money for a charity called Comic Relief.
Did that sound really patronising? Good. It was supposed to. Now any smart person would go and google "Red Nose Day" if they didn't know what it actually was. Like American people for instance-- I've heard there's no Red Nose Day in America *le gasp le gasp* you're missing out on a lotta fun ahahahahahaha
OH HOLD ON A SECOND.
Knowing Americans, they'd probably call it something like 24 hours of Red Ridicule.
Well the picture down there shows the ridiculous red noses you have to wear. On your nose.
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