I know it's a little bit early to be talking about fireworks, but they're awesome. That video down there is probably the most amazing buncha fireworks I've ever seen. And the music.... amazing... Fireworks are always different colours but there's gotta be red in there. That whole video is amazing. I mean how the fireworks shoot out of Big Ben and the London Eye... it's just... wow.
Anyway (wow I use that word too much), anyway...
Baby you're a fiiiirrreeeeeworkkk!! (I bet you knew that was coming, didn't ya? Didn't ya?) Come on let your colours (especially red) burst! Make 'em go 'Oh, oh, oh'.
Or whatever.
I actually don't know what to write.
Have you ever tried to go to sleep, but all you can hear are fireworks.
Did you know there's a type of firework called screaming cat (or something along those lines). They're the ones that go (are you ready for this?): "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeEeeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeEEEEeeeeEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEeEeeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
And you get it.
Whoa, did you know I wrote this entire chapter outside in the middle of the night in my next-door-neibours' garden watching their fireworks with them?
AND DID YOU ALSO KNOW THEY TOOK GULLIBLE OUT OF THE DICTIONARY??
Get it?
YOU ARE READING
Fifty shades of Red
Non-Fiction(NOT A FAN FICTION!!) Just saying. Have you ever wondered about the colour red? There are many shades of it ranging from tomato red to crimson. There are the deep, blood sorts of red and the bright and in your face sorts, like the 'Unsaved' button a...
