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Phew... back to normal. Anyway, what I was trying to say is; today is Christmas Eve, which means tomorrow is Christmas day, DUH. I bet you saw this chapter coming, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Well if you didn't... you are an idiot hah ha ha ha ha ha haaa hah ha ha-ha haaaarr (< If you got that reference, you can have 93 points).
ANYWAY. Santa, the guy that we all know and love... well, I hate to break it to you but... SANTY IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. That's right, pea-brains... "Santa Claus" as in that guy who wears red and puts presents down your chimney does not exist. HAHAHAHA
I just crushed your dreams, didn't I? No? Did you already know? I knew it....
You're not a pea brain after all. Well, the whole point of this chapter is to say that Santa Claus wears the best colour in the world....... RED! Yes, red. Have you ever heard the song, "When Santa got stuck up the chimney"? Well, I made a few alterations to make it a bit more.... well, let's just say, a bit more awesome.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout.
You girls and boys, won't get any toys,
If you don't notice what I'm wearing.
My suit is red, And so is my hat.
My trousers are red too.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He wore a shade of red.
Well, that didn't make sense, did it? But to be honest, since when has any of FSoR made sense?
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Fifty shades of Red
Non-Fiction(NOT A FAN FICTION!!) Just saying. Have you ever wondered about the colour red? There are many shades of it ranging from tomato red to crimson. There are the deep, blood sorts of red and the bright and in your face sorts, like the 'Unsaved' button a...
