Just a joke (not really) pt. 2

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Requested by TheChristianWolfGirl

Drawing 4 @sav_and_the_phantoms

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Previously: 

As we walked towards the training room we saw through the glass... "Peter!?" everyone cried out.

Peters P.O.V.-----------------------

"Peter!?"

"Well shoot" my brain told me "no duh" I said back. I turned flushed "uhh hi."

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Now:

No ones P.O.V.

"What the heck!?!"Flash yelled. "Why's peni-peter here?"

"Well he obviously works her dummy" MJ said, as if he was an idiot. 

"Mr. Parker, I thought I was clear yesterday when I said that if you didn't show up to school that you didn't go on the field trip. How dare you sneak in!" My teacher yelled at me.

"Bec-" Peter started to say

"I'm very disappointed"

"I'm here b-" he got cut off again

"You're gonna get in so much trouble" flash taunted

"I'm here because-"

"Why's he here?" one student asked

"I'M HERE BE-"

"Peter doesn't seem to be a rule breaker" said another cutting him off yet again

"HEY!" yelled Bucky. "WHY DONT YOU ALL SHUT THE FRICKITY FRACK UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!"

"Calm down buddy," said peter "And I'm here because I work here. Duh"

"Peter, Stop with the lies please." The teacher sighed.

"I SWEAR I'M NOT LYING!"

"Do I need to get security?"

"Sure, go on ahead. BECAUSE I PERSONALLY KNOW THE HEAD OF SECURITY!"

"Erm, how do I call security?" The teacher whispered to bucky

"Ask the kid." Was all Bucky replied with. He was annoyed at him.

"Ppphhh. like he would know."

"F.R.I.D.A.Y.?" asked peter.

"Yes mini boss?" Asked friday as the students looked around in confusion.

"Please call Happy down to level 16."

"Will do mini boss" She replied politley.

"Who's Happy?" Asked the teacher "Another one of your lying friends?"

"No, he's the head of security" Peter replied with a smirk

Happy walked out of the elevator as if on que "Hey kid, What do you need?"

"Sorry to take up your time sir but one of my students here was lying about having an internship at SI." The teacher apologized.

"Who?" Asked Happy "I know all of the interns."

"Mr. Peter Parker."

"Peter? He's not an intern."

"HA! I KNEW IT PENIS! IN YOUR FACE!" Flash yelled.

"If you're going to let me finish, I was going to say that he's Mr. Stark personal intern." 

Flash paled. "So Penis isn't lying?"

"What did you just call my kid?" asked tony as he entered into the room.

"KID?!" The entire class yelled.

"yeah, MY kid. Now y'all are getting kicked out. Except you Ted-"

"Ned" Peter corected.

"Whatever and MJ. It's Disney marathon night tonight. Now lets go get some pizza." They left leaving the entire class in shock.

Bucky then turned towards the teacher and flash "Insult or be rude to him again and I will give you torture worse than death." he growled, then added brightly "Have a nice day!"

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The end..?

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