"I think i'm lactose intolerant Mr. Stark" Peter explained "You see, I had some milk earlier and I threw it all up and now I dont feel good."
"IS THAT A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH PETER?!?!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that-anyways back to the milk you see-"
"We're getting you to the med bay right now peter!"
"bUT i DiDNt FinIsH mY MiLk!"
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"Peter, are you ok?"
"yeah, why?"
"well you started singing baby shark"
"yeah thats normal"
"And then you just laid there on the floor"
"I'm depressed"
"..."
"Also I got stabbed a bout a dozen time could you go tell mr. stark?"
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"My armkle hurts" Peter said as he entered the room.
"Your what?" questioned Stephen.
"He means his wrist" Tony grumbles.
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*Peter is clinging to a building with one hand*
Peter: "Dont do this to me brother"
Villain: "I'm not your brother"
Peter: "This Is where you say Long live the king"
Villain: *Pries peters hand of the building*
Peter: "Scar no- WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK DUDE, YOU DIDNT EVEN FINISH YOUR LINES!! >:("
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Peter: *Walks over to Thor* "How are you doing Thor? And how are you Jonathon?"
Thor: ... I'm sorry, who?
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