Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I don't have much time to write anymore.
This was requested by PersassiusJacksass28
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593-583-5726: Steve?
Peter: ?
593-583-5726: Steve this isn't funny
Peter: ur not funny
593-583-5726: Steve, you're already on probation.
Peter: whos steve
593-583-5726: Shoot, you're really not Steve, are you?
Peter: That's right boomer
593-583-5726: ..?
593-583-5726:Whats a boomer?
Peter: it means ur old
593-583-5726: I'm not a boomer!
Peter: phhh way right ur totally a boomer, u keep properly punctuating your sentences and ur using correct grammar, and u didnt know what a boomer was.
593-583-5726: ...
Peter: I'm changing ur name to boomer
boomer: please, no
Peter: 2 late
boomer: Noooooooo
Peter: gotta go, ttyl
boomer: what's ttyl?
Peter: ughhh u really are a boomer, it means talk to you later
boomer: Oh, ok. talk to you later.
boomer: Wait, what do I call you?
Peter: You can call me the best :D
boomer: um no. I'm gonna call you... kid
Kid: nOoooOoooOoOOoooOO pls no, i'm not a kid
boomer: don't complain
Kid: I'm not a kid!
boomer: then i'm gonna call you Underoos
Underoos: ?
boomer:
Underoos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm not underwear!!
boomer: then i'm not a boomer.
Underoos: fine. :(
Probably a kidnapper: First of all, how did you do that, second of all why am I "Probably a kidnapper"?
...: Lol, idk why am I just 3 dots?
Probably a kidnapper: whats Lol and whats idk.
...: just use the internet!!
...: U do know what the internet is... right?
Probably a kidnapper: Do I know what it is? I practically invented it!
...: ummmm... ok, class is starting. ttyl
Probably a kidnapper: ok, ttyl.
Probably a kidnapper: WAIT YOUR STILL IN SCHOOL?!?!
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To be continued..? Should I?
any ways luv y'all ttyl
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