He woke up on the beach again, with his Kanye still playing.
"Sick beat," he said with a grin.
He started dancing, and people left the beach in horror.
Later, he realized it was time to go home.
He packed his stuff and returned home to find Sabrina and Ralph holding a blanket with something in it.
"What's that?" Jobi asked.
"A baby," Sabrina said with a wide smile. "Her name is Jabi."
Jabi? That sounded like his name. And who named their kid Jabi, of all names?
He realized he had said that out loud, and Sabrina said, "Jobi, that's very rude! Jabi, play play with your new BFFL!" she exclaimed.
She set the baby down next to Jobi, and went shopping for supplies with Ralph.
"Hi," Jobi said. "You idiot! YOU STOLE MY NAME, AND YOU SHALL PAY!"
He dragged Jabi to the toilet, and flushed her down.
"Where's Jabi?" Ralph asked when he came back.
"Oh, her? I took care of her." He motioned to the toilet, and Sabrina screamed.
"JOBI! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"Sorry not sorry," he said.
"YOU GO DOWN THAT TOILET AND GET HER!" she screamed.
"But-"
"YOU BETTER DO IT, YOU FOOL! NOW GO!"
He sighed, went into the bathroom, and flushed himself down the toilet, and began to look for Jabi.
|Author's Note|
I finally finished all my finals! Thank God :)
Anyways, remember to vote for this piece of poop.
((Get it? Jobi is a piece of poop.))
Haha.
That joke sucked.
K, bye.
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Jobi the poop
RandomThe adventures of a piece of poop named Jobi. © "Jobi the poop" was created by @i_love_ralph_macchio. This story is mine, the main character is not. And I'm warning you, this story is really stupid.
