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    TSUKASA THE SKRUNKLE and the other characters ig

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    Alternate title: Count how many times I can put this silly lil guy through fucked up shit I am the self proclaimed asawa of Tenma Tsukasa

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    ruikasa incorrect quotes because brainrot

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    Rui: Are you trying to romance me?
    Tsukasa, in a perry the platypus cosplay: ...Yeah
    Rui:
    Rui: It's working

    ..........

    Rui: Tsukasa-kun why don't you ever hold my hand or kiss me in public?
    Tsukasa: What the- Rui we're not dating!
    Rui: We're not??
    Everyone else at kamikou: YOU'RE NOT?!
    ..........


    Rui: Cooking breakfast for my lovely star~!
    Tsukasa: WHO THE FUCK IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN?!
    ..........

    Tsukasa: What's your type
    Rui: Anything, honestly, but blond future stars especially
    Tsukasa: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
    Rui: Oh! B positive!
    Tsukasa: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!!
    Rui:
    .............



    Tsukasa: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
    Rui, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
    Tsukasa:
    Tsukasa: Fsh



    .........
    Tsukasa: You people never seen my knife stick before!
    Tsukasa: It's a knife attached to a stick, you see. It's the ultimate weapon
    Rui: Spear
    Tsukasa: BLOCKED!

    .........

    Tsukasa: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
    Rui: How can you still say that?
    Tsukasa: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
    ...........
    Rui: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
    Tsukasa: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
    Rui: Absolutely not.

    ...........
    Tsukasa: Wait you would take a bullet for me?
    Rui: I would do anything for you, darling
    Rui: Except eat vegetables. Those things are fucking nasty

    .......

    Rui: I'm hungry
    Tsukasa: Then lick that coat. You smell like a-
    Rui: Grilled cheese
    Tsukasa: What
    Rui: Grill me a cheese
    Tsukasa: I'M NOT GRILLING YOU A CHEESE!
    Rui, clinging to Tsukasa: *crying*
    Tsukasa: Oh for the love of-
    *cooking sounds*
    ..............

    Rui: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
    Nene: Just rip the bandage off.
    Rui: It’s Tsukasa.
    Nene: Put the bandage back on.

    .....
    Rui: Tsukasa and I don't use pet names!
    Mizuki: Yeah sure. Hey what do bees make?
    Rui: Honey?
    Tsukasa: Yes dear?
    Rui:
    Mizuki: Don't ever lie to my face again
    ..........

    Tsukasa: Lemme show you a picture from last night that really upset me
    Rui: Okay but in my defense, Mizuki bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink an entire bottle of shampoo
    Tsukasa: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

    .....
    [Adult AU]
    Rui: I wasn't that drunk last night!
    Nene: You were flirting with Tsukasa
    Rui: So what? He's my boyfriend
    Emu: Then you asked him if he was single
    Rui:
    Mizuki: And then you cried when he said he wasn't

    ........
    Rui: Hey Nene, can I talk to you for a second?
    Nene: Let me guess. You and Tsukasa are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
    Rui: No. Stop that. I know how to kiss. I read books
    ....
    Tsukasa: Hey Rui what do IDK, ILY and TTYL mean?
    Rui: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later
    Tsukasa: Oh okay! I love you too! I'll just ask Saki
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