Technical Difficulties (A Splatoon Script)

Part 3 - The Truth, Crushes, and Other Things that are Scary

V: No! We don't have any weapons! You'll just end up like THEM! (Brooke starts to go with a look of determination, but V holds her back.)

Pearl: Well, there's no way we can jump across this. We don't exactly have any other choice.

Brooke:! (She looks out at the gap. Brooke gets an idea.)

Brooke: Hey, V, I've got an idea... but I'm going to need your help.

V: Um, okay. Wait, why are you smirking?

Brooke: Don't worry, you won't have to do anything crazy. [whispered] Pearl will.

V: Oh, well, okay. (She smirks and leans towards V.)

Pearl: Maybe if we just- (She faces the gap, unaware that Brooke and V are both reaching for her.)

Pearl: Huh?!

Brooke: Are you ready?

V: Yep!

Pearl: Wait, ready for what?! Why wasn't I a part of making this plan?! (They lift her up and Pearl's freaking out.)

Pearl: Yaaaaaaaaaa! (They throw Pearl over to the other side.)

(The Sanitized agents stop and look slightly confused.)

Sound effect 1: Thud!

Sound effect 2: skiiiid...

Pearl: Uhf! (She lands on the other side and lands a bit roughly.)

Pearl: Puh! [thought] That... was a horrible plan. (She gets up, a little scratched up and dizzy.)

V: She's over! Let's super jump to her!

Brooke: Uh... (V yells.)

(V prepares to super jump.)

(V basically flies over to Pearl.)

V: Haha! Wow, that actually worked! They can't reach us now! Wait... where's Brooke? (He gets up.)

(Brooke nervously stands on the other side as the sanitized agents approach.)

V: What's she doing? Why isn't she jumping over?

Pearl: She's using a different ink color, she can't jump to us! (V looks panicked.)

V: Brooke! You gotta jump over to us! We'll catch you!

Brooke: But it's too far! Besides, I knew I wouldn't make it across! I'm fine!

V: You gotta try! (They yell from different ends of the chasm.)

Brooke: Uh... (She looks back at the sanitized agents running towards her.)

Brooke: whew. (She sighs.)

Brooke: [thought] Please catch me, please catch me, please catch me! (Brooke gets a running start.)

(Brooke jumps as the sanitized agents reach for her, but she's just out of grasp.)

Sound effect: Nab! (Nicki grabs Brooke by the end of her coat.)

Nicki: This is why I HATE you and the other agents! You don't know when to quit!

Brooke: Agh! (She angrily dangles Brooke over the chasm.)

Pearl: *gasp* Brooke!

V: Nicki, don't hurt her! If you even try, we're going to make you wish you had never bothered us!

Pearl: More than we're going to already! (They shout desperately.)

Brooke: *sigh* (She looks down as if she knows her fate.)