Technical Difficulties (A Splatoon Script)

Part 3 - The Truth, Crushes, and Other Things that are Scary

Micki: Hey-a, Nicki, I got a question.

Nicki: Don't make it a stupid one.

Micki: It's not! I promise you! (They walk towards their base with the sanitized agents. Nicki has a large duffle bag over her shoulder.)

Nicki: Fine, what is it? (She caves in.)

Micki: So, I made the uniforms for all the agents. You remember that, ne?

Nicki: M-hm.

Micki: Good! Except that those little heart things in the center randomly appeared. I didn't put 'em there. Did you?

Nicki: M-hm. (Nicki isn't really paying attention to Micki.)

Micki: Oh! Well, they're cool! What are they for?... Nicki?... Okay, good talk I guess. (Micki keeps talking.)

Nicki: Alright, we're back home. But we can't slow down much. We still have plenty of things to do. (They walk into the base.)

Micki: Awww... but we're winning right now! Most of the agents are sanitized! Can't we take a li~ittle break?

Nicki: *sigh* You know that I'd usually say no, but you're going to keep pestering me about stopping, aren't you?

Micki: Right! (They walk into their hidden base, which is a warehouse.)

Nicki: Fine. I guess this work isn't for you, anyway. Stay here with the agents. Don't blow the place up or anything. Not again.

Micki: I'll... try not to. (Nicki sets down her duffel bag. In the background, Micki looks at the sanitized agents mischievously.)

Micki: [whispered] Seriously, you blow up one base accidentally, and onee-san loses her mind. I don't know why she freaked out! I keep telling her it was an accident! (She whispers to the sanitized agents.)

Nicki: I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! I AM NOT YOUR "ONEE-SAN"! I AM YOUR HALF! SISTER! GOT IT YOU LITTLE FISH?! (She yells startling Micki. The sanitized agents don't react.)

Micki: A-alright, Nicki. I'm sorry. Just easy with the language! (Micki's a little embarrassed.)

Micki: Alright, soldiers, come on! Maybe our "backyard" has a bunch of snow in it! We could get a bunch of snowballs and throw them at the other agents if they decide to raid our base! (σ≧▽≦)σ (She walks past Nicki's duffel bag with the sanitized agents.)

Sound effect: rustle rustle

Micki: Hm? Nicki, I think you've got something alive in your bag! It's moving! What, did you bring home a seagull? Or did you somehow catch Judd? (She stops and turns as the duffel bag starts moving.)

Nicki: Ugh, no, those birds are the worst! And so are cats. There's something far more important in there. Help me make sure it doesn't run away.

Micki: Okie! (Nicki kneels by the bag and Micki is over her shoulder.)

Sound effect: ziiiiip...

Nicki: Wait, what? Where did she- (Nicki unzips the duffel bag, but it looks like nothing's in there.)

Micki: Is the thing really really tiny? ┐(・_・)┌

Nicki: No! (Echo is in her octopus form, staring up at the two from the end of the duffel bag.)

Echo: Hrraaaaaaa!!!

Micki: Yipe! Echo! (Echo jumps out, startling Micki.)

(Echo runs toward the nearest door.)

Nicki: Soldiers, don't let Echo get away! (She yells and the sanitized agents go after her.)

Sound effect: Slip (Echo slips through their legs as she changes direction. She goes into her octopus form.)