Total drama island Nerd love

Hide and be sneaky

"I know right, nice odds!" Geoff cheered. Duncan slapped him upside the head.

"No butt brain, bad odds!" he said in exasperation "If I noticed it, chances are sooner or later they're gonna notice it too, and when that time comes, they're gonna pick us off one by one".

"It's not like they're exactly getting along." I pointed out "remember this morning?" I asked Dj.

Flashback

Inside the bathrooms Heather turns a tap on

'Ahhh! Who turned the hot water on?' Gwen yells from the showers.

'Oops. Sorry' Heather smirks. LeShawna slaps her in the face. They start wrestling on the ground.

'Go Leshawna!' Scarlett cheers, filming it on her phone

Outside the bathrooms Dj and Alex are standing there with worried expressions

End of flashback

"I don't know dude... me and Bridgette kinda hooked up. I feel bad joining an alliance without her..." Geoff said doubtfully

"Let me tell you the truth about women. They're all sisters, and when push comes to shove, they're gonna stick together. Haven't you ever seen a chick flick before?" Duncan asked

"No, but I'm flabbergasted that you have" I said

"I have, but..." Owen started

"Look dude, now's the time! When they don't see it coming, when we have the element of surprise!" Duncan said

"I'm not sure..." Owen said.

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Duncan held him above a tiny, like, less than a meter ledge.

"Are you sure now?" he asked

"Yes! Ok! Ok!" Owen said

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"Good. Now that we're all agreed, guys unite to save our butts from elimination" Duncan said, putting his hand out. Owen and Dj put their hands on.

"Um, you two in?" Duncan asked Geoff and I

Confessional

Alex: I'm already in an alliance with Scarlett, but this could be useful down the road

End

"Sure, why not" I said, putting my hand on the pile. Geoff hesitantly put his hand on mine.

"I am so psyched! A dudes alliance! It's so manly!" Owen cheered "C'mere!". He kissed the tops of Dj and Duncan's heads.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is what we call a Bicon.

They gave him a confused look.

"Alright, now clear out!" Duncan said

"What?" Geoff said

"I was here first man. This is my hiding spot" Duncan said.

The rest of us left the cave

"Where're you gonna hide?" Geoff asked me. I shrugged

"Probably up a tree or something" I said.

"Nice idea!" Geoff said, before running off. 

I walked to a tree and pulled my boots off before tossing them in a nearby bush before climbing up the tree. When I got to the top, I jumped to another. I continued to jump from tree to tree until I had traveled a decent distance