Simons POV
shelby was still asleep at 10 am.
"Why is shelbys car outside" vikk asked
I could be truthful and say we were up all night or I can lie "Um she stayed the night on accident" I said
"Let's go wake her up then" jj said
"No I wouldn't we stayed up quite late last night just leave her to sleep"
"Why were you up late?" Jj asked faking his innocence
"We were watching a movie"
"What was the movie"
"Dodgeball" shelby said coming downstairs "Then blades of glory and then Paul the classics"
I notice she's in my shirt and short shorts she brought
"Olease tell me you are wearing something underneath that" vikk said
"Simon you dirty dog!"
"I am vikk that room is roasting" she showed him her under armour shorts
"Oh fuck!" Jj said
"Why are you wanting to know if we fucked or not?" Shelby asked
"He's jj" I said
"Fair" vikk and bee said
"Aye! Wait what! Nah don't say it like it's a thing" jj said
"It is thing jj you speak about sex all the time weather its someone else or you doing it"
"Ok just because I'm a horny fucker-"
"Quite literally" bee adds placing a cup down near vikk and jj asking vikk to pour for her. Vikk and I chuckle
"Doesn't mean its like a hobby or an addiction" jj said
"Definitely sound like it though" I say
"Yeah you speak about it a lot" bee say
"Not the point"
"Well it kinda is" I said "when you realised shelby and I were going out you immediately said you've been banging shelby!?"
"Why was that a shocker?" Bee asked
"Nah I just didn't believe it"
"Why not?" She asked
"Well just cuz it's simon you guys have been friends for ages I'm surprised he started something
"I was drunk when I kissed her" I say
"See that makes more sense" jj said "i just never expected him soberly to walk up abs kiss shelby"
"He did" bee said
"You just said he did it drunk"
"Yeah but I was sober so I got him to sleep the next day I was making breakfast and when we were talking about it he kissed me"
"Why am I here listening to this?" Vikk said
"Because jj was skeptical that simon had the balls to kiss me" she said
"I do have balls!" I said
"That what I'm saying" bee said
"Fine fine simon well done you have balls you've jumbled my brain up and it's not even 12" jj said
We laugh
SHUBBLES POV
"What's the plan for today minter" I ask
"Eat sleep shower fly" he said
Vikk left
"How about we add something in between eat and sleep" I suggest
"Oh you thought I meant food? No I meant you" He said picking me up and spinning me around and around until he ends up sitting on the couch
"Ahah" jj said his African accent coming out "you do not do dat dere (I feel racist...)"
"We arent doing anything?" I say
"Yeah sure I'm just getting my charger you know the rules simkn even I go by them" jj said
"Suprisingly" simon added.
"What rule" I ask
"No sex anywhere but your rooms or the partners place" simon said
"Oh" I say knowing that it wasn't just the bedroom we did things in "I dint believe you haven't broken it"
"Oh he has" aimon said "but last time we caught him and let's just say we needed a new sofa because that one was gonna have stains"
"Eww jj!" I say getting off of the couch
"Hey different couch!" He defended himself
"Ok but that was one time he caught you your telling me you haven't on this couch?"
"Nah I- well see-"
"Ahhhhhh" simon screams "Josh" "josh" "josh" "josh"
"What the fuck do you want" josh asked
"A new couch!" I say
"What why" josh said
"Jj!" Simon said back
"It's fine fam it's cleaned"
"We have rules jj" josh said
"Yeah but like.. so you're tellin me yous two haven't in the couch" jj asked
"No, well not this couch or any couch in this house" I say
"Nah your lyin' " jj said
"Why is there so much shouting?" Vikk asked
"Couch rules and jj" I say
Vikk furrowed his eyebrows "no" He practically begged
"Yes" Simon said
"I need to go home and shower" I say "Harry's slept on that!"
"So it wasn't messy!" Jj said
"It still happened" Simon said "I'm coming with you"
"Bin the couch and ban jj from having girls naked anywhere near it" I say "That my comment"
And we left.
Was I still in a shirt and shorts? Yes.
Did simon still have his pj's on aswell? Yes
Do we care? No just as long as we burn the clothes we won't care.
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My Best Friend........ After Jj ~ Miniminter
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