(November 1998)
Me, Gabriel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Rachel are at Central Perk as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.
Karina: Hey Sis!.
Gabe: Hey Pheebs!.
Monica: Hey Phoebe!.
Chandler: Hi Pheebs!.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs!.
Joey: Hey Pheebs!.
Rachel: What are you reading?.
Phoebe: Um Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Phoebe: Yeah!. Well I really liked that Lamaze class I took. Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something y'know a little more intellectual with a less painful final exam.
Rachel: Honey that sounds like fun.
Phoebe: Yeah!. Oh you should come with me!. Oh yeah then I'd have someone to sit with!.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Yeah!. Okay-ooh but are you going to have time to read it?.
Rachel: Oh I read that in high school.
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun!. Okay-sh I have to finish.
Ross: "Enters depressed". Hi.
Karina: What's wrong?.
Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich.
Chandler: "Sarcastically". Well what did the police say?.
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it.
Chandler: Ross it's just a sandwich!.
Ross: Just a sandwich?. Look I am 30 years old I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted!. That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life!. Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!.
Monica: Okay look I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich I mean I was going to eat it myself but...
Ross: That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!. I mean look I left a note and everything. "Shows note to Chandler".
Chandler: "Reading". Knock-knock. Who's there?. Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who?. Ross Geller's lunch please don't take me. Okay?.
Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
Phoebe: Okay look you wanna hold onto your food?. You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.
Ross: Really?. So what would you say Pheebs?. Stuff like uh Keep your mitts off my grub?.
Gabe: Say Ross when you picture Phoebe living on the street is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?.
Phoebe: Okay this will keep them away from your stuff.
Phoebe writes him a note and we all read it.
All: Whoa!. Oh!.
Monica: Phoebe you are a bad ass!.
Phoebe: Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.
Monica: Phoebe?.
Phoebe: Well he stabbed me first!.
(December 1998)
Me, Gabriel, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica and Rachel are at Central Perk. I am currently 4 months pregnant. Phoebe walks into the Central Perk ringing a bell.
Phoebe: Hey you guys guess what?.
Chandler: The British are coming?.
Phoebe: Oh you and your ways. "Shakes bell at him, sits down". Since it's Christmastime. I'm going to be one of those people collection donations.
All: Oh.
Phoebe: "Excitedly". Yeah I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.
Chandler: Oh.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah I'm going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean last year I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year I'm going to do the whole city.
Monica: You know I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.
Chandler laughs.
Joey: So Pheebs where are you doing all your bell ringing?.
Phoebe: Oh they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie but I'm the only one who can sing Merry Christmas in 25 languages. "Smirks". I lied.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys there's Danny. Watch. Just watch this.
Danny walks past the couch to the counter.
Rachel: See?. Still pretending he's not interested. Oh he's coming over. Just pretend like we don't know him. We've forgotten who he is.
Danny: Hey guys.
All: Hey Danny.
Monica: Danny?. You know Rachel?. She's nice. She's not bad to look at right?.
Rachel: Thanks Mon.
Danny: Well of course.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?.
Rachel: Monica!.
Danny: "Looking at Monica". Absolutely!. Is Friday okay?.
Monica: Friday's perfect...She can't wait.
Danny: "To Monica". On the date I will be able to talk to her directly?. "To Rachel". See ya Friday. "Leaves".
Rachel: "Somewhat angrily". Okay. What the hell was that?. You know what?. Don't answer me. "Giggling". I have a date with Danny.
*Time Lapse*
Me and Gabriel are at the OB/GYN for our 16 week appointment and we can find out the gender if we decide to. Our doctor is Dr. Oberman a female doctor that delivered Ross's son 4 years ago.
Oberman: "Looking at screen". Are we finding out the gender today?.
Karina: Actually my friend Monica said she can bake a cupcake with the color frosting of the genderinside. We were hoping you could put it in an envelope?.
Oberman: "Smiles". Of course I can.
Dr. Oberman does as we ask and soon we enter Monica and Rachel's.
Karina: Mon we have the gender!.
Gabe: You can make the cupcake tonight right?.
Monica: Of course. "Excitedly". You are gonna have a baby!. "Goes to kitchen".
Later that night we are all around the kitchen table and Gabriel and Me take a knife cutting the cupcake in half seeing the color of the frosting inside and we kiss each other as everyone looks and cheers.
All: It's a boy!.
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