Hello my name is Karina Liora Bailey and I am the 23 year old little half sister of Phoebe Buffay and her twin Ursula. Our mother Lily had a fling when Phoebe and Ursula were around 5 years old which resulted in a surprise...Me. My mother wanted me...
Everyone except Chandler is at Joey's new apartment in which he decorated.
Joey: Huh?. So whaddya think?. Casa de Joey. Huh?. I decorated it myself.
Ross: "Sarcastically". Get out.
All: "Sarcastically". No.
Karina: "Looking at glass sculpture". Wow Joey this is uh...
Joey: Art.
Karina: Art it is.
Ross: "Looking at glass table panther shaped base". Look check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther?. There's no need to decide.
Rachel: "Holding pillow made out of red fur". Hey nice pillow. So now tell me is this genuine Muppet skin?.
Phoebe: "Looking at water sculpture". Hey excellent, excellent water-table thing.
Joey: Thanks yeah. I love this but ya know what it makes me wanna pee.
Phoebe: Yeah well me too yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Joey: Hey how come uh Chandler didn't come?.
Gabe: Well uh it's cause he had a thing with-wi-with the thing.
Joey: Right I go-I got it.
Phoebe: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?.
Joey: Yeah. Uh oh, oh the best part c'mon.
Joey leads us to the bathroom and gestures towards toilet everyone stares.
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Joey: Heh?.
Rachel: Hey nice toilet.
Joey: No, no, no behind it.
Ross: Wha-you have a phone in here?.
Joey: That's right I have a phone in here.
Monica: Joey promise me something.
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: Never call me from that phone.
(March 22nd 1996)
Everyone is at Central Perk and a lot has happened since seeing Joey's apartment. Chandler has a new roommate named Eddie. At the moment Phoebe is singing a song Smelly Cat.
Phoebe: "Sings". Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?. Everybody!.
All: "Sings". Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, it's not your fault.
Phoebe: Karina and Monica!.
Karina, Monica: "Sings". They won't take you to the vet.
Phoebe: Chandler.
Chandler "Reluctantly sings". You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Phoebe: Joey and Gabriel.
Joey, Gabe: "Sings". It may not be a bed of roses.
