(November 10th 1994)
Everyone is at Monica and Rachel's as Chandler is telling everyone a co-worker thinks he's gay.
Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean is that ridiculous?. Can you believe she actually thought that?.
Rachel: Um...yeah. Well I mean when I first met you y'know I thought maybe possibly you might be.
Chandler: You did?.
Rachel: Yeah but then you spent Phoebe's entire friends birthday party talking to my breasts so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Huh. Did uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Monica: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah I think so yeah.
Joey: Not me.
Karina: Me neither.
Ross: No, no me neither. Although uh y'know back in college Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler: You're kidding!. Did you tell her I wasn't?.
Ross: No. No it's just cause uh I kinda wanted to go out with her too so I told her actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman...who also liked her so...
Joey congratulates Ross, sees Chandler's look and stops.
Chandler: Well this is fascinating. So uh what is it about me?.
Phoebe: I dunno cause you're smart, you're funny...
Chandler: Ross is smart and funny d'you ever think that about him?.
All: Yeah!. Right!.
Chandler: What is it?!.
Monica: Okay I-I d'know you-you just you have a quality.
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler: Oh, oh a quality good because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
The phone rings and Monica gets it.
Monica: "Into Phone". Hello?. Hello?. Oh!. Rachel it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel: Oh my God!. Calling from Rome!. "Takes phone, Into Phone". Bon giorno, caro mio.
Ross: "To Joey". So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Rachel: Monica your dad just beeped in but can you make it quick?. Talking to Rome. "Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler". I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: "Into Phone". Hey dad what's up?...Oh God. Ross it's Nana.
*Time Lapse*
Later on Me, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel are at Central Perk and Chandler is still asking questions why others think he's gay.
Chandler: I just have to know okay. Is it my hair?.
Rachel: "Exasperated". Yes Chandler that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah you have homosexual hair.
Monica and Ross enter.
Rachel: So um did she...
Ross: Twice.
Joey: Twice?.
Phoebe: Oh that sucks!.
Karina: You guys okay?.
I look at Ross and Monica worried because after loosing my mom Lily I know how hard it is loosing someone you love.
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Phoebe's Little Sister
FanfictionHello my name is Karina Liora Bailey and I am the 23 year old little half sister of Phoebe Buffay and her twin Ursula. Our mother Lily had a fling when Phoebe and Ursula were around 5 years old which resulted in a surprise...Me. My mother wanted me...
