Hello my name is Karina Liora Bailey and I am the 23 year old little half sister of Phoebe Buffay and her twin Ursula. Our mother Lily had a fling when Phoebe and Ursula were around 5 years old which resulted in a surprise...Me. My mother wanted me...
The next day at Monica and Rachel's apartment we are waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.
Chandler: No way!.
Monica: I'm telling you she went to the airport and she's gonna go for it with Ross!.
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like all right what's bigger than huge?.
Joey: Um this?.
Phoebe: Yes.
Karina: Guys you got your hair cut.
Chandler: Yes, yes we did thanks to Vidal Buffay.
Phoebe: Cause you know. "In that voice". If you don't look good we don't look good. I love that voice.
Rachel: "Enters, out of breath". Airport, airport. Ross not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Chandler: Ok I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick get the verbs.
Rachel: "Hit's Chandler". You, you, you said he liked me.
Ross and Julie enter.
Rachel: You, you slowpokes!.
Ross: That's all right Rach we got the bags. Hi hello. Julie this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe, Karina, Joey what up?.
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Joey: What's up?.
Ross: Everyone this is Julie.
Rachel: "Out of breath". Julie.
All: Oh. "Happily". Hi!
Julie: Hi but I'm not here you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Ross: And bus.
Julie: Oh my god.
Ross: The screaming guy?.
Julie: And the spitting?.
Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Julie: We're on this bus that's easily 200 years old...
Ross: 200 at least.
Julie: And this guy-
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending didn't I?. Oh!. It's just I just heard this story in the cab and it is all I can think about.
Monica: This is amazing. I mean how, how did this happen?.
Julie: Well Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Julie!. Julie isn't that great?. I mean isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?.
