Cookie Run x reader oneshots, headcanons and more!

Affogato NSFW alphabet (save me)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he is not a fan of public sex. bedroom. only bedroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

oh..

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

hes up for anything but draws the line at certain masochistic tactics. like sure, he'll slap you, pinch, etc.. but knifes are a no no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

THIS SLY MOTHERFUCKER.

okay he probably is really skilled with his tongue..

(marry me affogato.) 

and enjoys..receiving it..uhm...

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sure he doesn't gaf. ur honry when ur horny.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yeah. as said before, public and knifeplay is a no but otherwise hes up for anything and everything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

THIS MF COULD DO AT LEAST 4

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

we don't talk about that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

degrading is his strongest skill. he even sugar coats it too.

'You're doing great, but do better.'

'This is great and all, but a little more mutual effort would be better.'

(degrading does something to me I CANNOT and WILL NOT describe.)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

UHHHHH.

not that loud

unless your giving him head he isn't very vocal.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

has tons of lingerie.

he says he 'needs to look good at all times'

slay

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

i will not be describing his girth or exactly how many veins he has bc wtf is that. no.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

sure. yeah. once a week maybe.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

AS SOON AS ITS OVER

'i need my beauty sleep. your lucky i even stayed up this late to be intimate with you'

FUCK YOU AFFOGATO. (marry me <3)

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A/n

i love how every life decision i have ever made in all my years of living has led up to this point where I'm writing nsfw about a cookie. 

dignity? oh that? used to have that but now i dont.

watch this get like double the reads of a normal chapter. :sobbing uncontrollably:

I might unpublish this later oifjodfjsoidf