🌸Small Enji Oneshots🌸

Enji Bein' a Lil Goofy (funnies)

This is just a few small things I found. It's from a cross tag account (DO NOT DO THAT) and a few of their posts I wanted to use. So, enjoy this. ^^

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Fuyumi: You guys wanna play a game?

Rei: Fuyumi, hun, it's three in the morning.

Rei: Of course I do.

Natsuo: Sure, y not?

Touya: Idk how I even ended up in this chat, but k

Fuyumi: Dad, play the game with us.

Enji: Kk

Rei: Who's starting?

Natsuo: Me! I just got married & this family is shit

Shouto: What does that have to do with the game??

Natsuo: Fluff lil bro, fluff

Shouto: Disgusting,

Shouto: Continue.

Natsuo: When we cuddle, I hope you don't mind if I,

Rei: Wrap my legs around yours.

Fuyumi: Lay my head above your heart..<3

Shouto: Run my hands through ur hair

Touya: Play footsie w u (this is gross btw)

Enji: Put my hand on your tummy!

Fuyumi: Play with your hands. (No1 asked u Touya)

Enji: Give you fishy kisses 😚

Rei: Talk about my day.

Shouto: Sing you a song.

Touya: Fall asleep in ur arms

Enji: Sacrifice you to Satan

Natsuo: Tf-

Natsuo: This went from cute asf to "Here, lemme ruin it"

Fuyumi: I don't know, I think dad did an amazing job with the ending. ^^

Enji: : D

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Enji, trying to prove that he's big: I have two moods. One, Daddy's ultra baby kitten that cries for everything, can't even cross the street without Daddy's hand and needs an infinite amount of attention.

Enji: And two, boss ass queen that's gonna conquer everything like a warrior!

Keigo:

Enji:

Keigo: But still needs Daddy's hand.

Enji, failing miserably: Still needs Daddy's hand...

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Enji, attempting a date w/Hisashi Midoriya:

Hisashi: So, tell me about yourself.

Enji, who has been through too many damn therapy sessions: I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, needy, horny, delicate little flower.

Hisashi:

Hisashi: How many-

Enji: Don't. Ask.

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Enji: I am baby.

Rei: Yes you are.

Enji: I wan' kiss.