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incorrect qoutes part 1

President vine ft teacher oc

Mrs Pergate: Hey Lucy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Lucy: I want to be president...
Mrs Pergate: awww
Lucy: So I can make slavery legal again.
Mrs Pergate: *scared aww*

Ghost Mustard

*to the ghost busters theme song*
Lucy: If your hotdog tastes like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
*Lynn pops out of nowhere*
Lynn: Ghost Mustard!
*Mr Loud appears with a frown*
Lucy: Wait, dad, I'm not talking about the hotdogs you grilled. We're just making a video-

Jared, 19

Teacher: Lola, could you read number 12 for the class?
Lola, if the episode "Read aloud" never happened: No I cannot. What up, I'm Lola, 19, and I never learned to read.

Knifes

Lucy: Let me see what you have.
Grace: A knife!
Lucy: No!

Wow
From "Lucy's mortician madness"

*the gang watches Stacy fight the guardian*
Lucy, turning to the reader: Wow...

Bury your issues
From "Sophistication of the heart"

Lucy: You had me scared for a second, I thought we were digging my grave-
Lola knocks Lucy out and pushes her in the coffin: We did, what? You don't like being afraid? It's a dose of your own medicine. What? You don't like how it tastes? My therapist told me "Don't bury my issues" but I'm going to be honest man I'm feeling great!

Drugs
From "Lynn the terrible"

*Lynn sits at a candle lit table, having a fake date with a body pillow of Elizabeth from Darkened Hearts*
Rita knocking on the door: Lynn, what are you doing in there?
Lynn: uhh.... Drugs.

Jose

Lynn: Say it, say it again.
Lucy: ... No way Jose?
Lynn: That! Who is Jose?
Lucy: Lynn, it's just a thing-
Jose: *Spanish noises*
Lynn: Who is him?!

Cheesy song

Lucy making a joke: Are you a cheesy pop song?
Lynn: Hmm...
Lucy: Because every time I hear you I die inside.
Lynn, dying of laughter but on the verge of tears: Lucy, this was supposed to be funny.

Did it hurt?

Lynn: Did it hurt?
Lucy, mad from being trapped: What? When I fell from heaven?
Lynn: Nope, when you escaped from your coffin.
Lucy: It did actually, thanks for asking.

Fake Blood
From "Vampiric Rockstar"

Luna drinking fake blood that Lucy made but spits it out: The f**k is this sh*t!
Lucy, trying not to cry: I guess it wasn't realistic enough...

Burned

Lana: Wake up!
Lola: What do you want!
Lana: You're ugly.
Lola: And you look like a burnt garbanzo bean.

My hands

Lucy: Do you want to see what I can do with my hands?
Ronnie Anne: Um, no thank you- What are you doing!?
*Lucy flapping her hands around really fast*
Ronnie Anne: Oh hell no.

No Friends

Haiku: Ugh, I have no friends.
Lucy popping up: Ach hem, what am I, a roach?